Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Weep for the Republic

Halo 3 blamed because teen kills parent who took it away from him.

Let's play the "Word Substitution Game"!
Car blamed because teen kills parent who took it away.
Doesn't scan, does it?
Girlfriend blamed because teen kills parent after he was grounded.
No? There has got to be something that the media would report ...

A ha! How about this:
Gun blamed when teen kills parent.
Man, being a reporter is hard. Oh, and California Congressman Joe Baca could not be reached for comment.

God save this honorable Republic.

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