First they came for the cigarettes, but I was trying to cut back on the smokes, anyway. Then they came for the Evil Black Rifles, but I'm a hunter, or something. Now they're after my Cheeseburger. Come the Revolution, you'll shut up and eat your damn arugula.
TheNRA'sFast Food Industry's agenda is wrong. TheSecond AmendmentDeclaration of Independence does not refer to a private individual right toown firearmsthe pursuit of happiness. More laws should be enacted to prevent trafficking and prohibited purchases ofweaponsTwinkies, and police should be given the tools they need to prevent both. Theassault weaponsTrans-Fat ban should be re-enacted. An American glorification ofgunsFast Food fuels an embarrassing and destructive culture ofviolenceus getting laughed at by Euro-snobs.
Damn, I'm hungry.
Hat tip: Michael Graham.
1 comment:
Pure genius and sadly all to true.
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