Thursday, January 29, 2009

News Flash: "Iceman" shot to death

Seems the 5,000 year old "Iceman" discovered under a glacier in the Alps was killed by an arrow in the back, not by exposure as originally thought.

In other news, Boston Mayor Tom Menino demands Common Sense™ "smart arrow" microstamping legislation.

4 comments:

NotClauswitz said...

Ötzi the Ancient Sud-Tyrolean! I wonder if he was running-off with the copper axe, or if they laid-up in wait for him carrying it over the pass...

Anonymous said...

It's impossible to say exactly who did it, but there's no doubt that the arrow was propelled by an AK-47.

Make cave drawings, not war!

Borepatch said...

Dirtcrashr, I blame Chimpy McBurtliton. Just sayin'.

Liberty, I blame the expiration of the Assault Weapon Ban of 1994.

Jay G said...

No word on whether it was a pre- or post- ban bow...