The Queen Of The World strongly believes that there is great classical music in modern film. I've posted on this a number of times, but she challenged me to think more broadly about "classical" music. It was the popular music for the theater, and so why shouldn't today's popular music for the theater fit that same category? She (rightly) says that I've been discriminating against perfectly fine music just because it's recent. And so today will be a step further out than I've done before in these Sunday classical music posts, with a choice that literally everyone reading this will have heard (and may even be able to hum along to).
This is a song that was almost never made. James Cameron is a filmmaker with a reputation for swinging for the fence, In 1997 his film Titanic worried pretty much everyone in Hollywood, because it was fabulously expensive and in fact was the most expensive film made to that date. Cameron obsessed over each detail, including the music. He and composer James Horner had collaborated on the film Aliens but had hated working with each other. Cameron convinced Horner to write what would be the Academy Award winning score. Horner sensed that with the financial risks facing the film, it needed a signature song. He wrote this, and Will Jennings wrote the lyrics. Cameron didn't want a song with lyrics, but Horner convinced a reluctant Celine Dion to record it which she did in a single take.
Horner waited until Cameron was in a good mood to play the song to him. Cameron listened to it several times and then gave the go ahead. It may be that he thought that having what seemed like a potential hit song would help him calm the Studio executives who at this point were convinced that the film was going to lose $100M.
Of course, it didn't. It became the first film ever to gross over a billion dollars, and spent 12 years on the top of the all-time earning list (only being surpassed by Cameron's Avatar; he always swings for the fence). This song has been massively popular, and in fact is the second best selling single by a female artist of all time. It also won the Academy Award for best original song.
But Borepatch, I hear you ask: sure it's pretty and everything, but why is this classical music? well, it's music of the theater. It uses the same instrumentation that Beethoven used. It's really as classical as Wagner. I think that this compares nicely with the Liebestod from his opera Tristan und Isolde. There are a surprising number of similarities: nautical theme, doomed love, hauntingly beautiful melody, emotionally gripping.
The Queen Of The World* suggested this particular song to show that classical music is alive and well at the box office. She's right about that. Boy, howdy.
She's way more than just a pretty face, although I sure like that. I'm a lucky man.
Sunday, January 26, 2020
Saturday, January 25, 2020
Burns Night
Tonight is Burns Night, where Scottish culture is celebrated across the world. There's a quite interesting Wikipedia page on the ceremony.
The centerpiece of the feast, of course, is haggis. It sounds gross - heart, lungs, and other "parts" in a sheep's stomach - but is actually really tasty. Maybe it's the onions. Twenty-five years ago I flew into Glasgow for a business meeting and asked the cabbie where I could go for a good haggis. "To a butcher", he replied (although it sounded more like "boot-cher") is his native Glaswegian. It's been a long time since I've had haggis. Long time since I've worn my kilt, too.
The haggis is really the centerpiece of the feast, and is brought to the table with great ceremony. And bagpipes.
If you (like me) are of Scottish extraction, tonight is a fine time to hoist a wee dram an hum Auld Land Syne in honor of Robbie Burns.
The centerpiece of the feast, of course, is haggis. It sounds gross - heart, lungs, and other "parts" in a sheep's stomach - but is actually really tasty. Maybe it's the onions. Twenty-five years ago I flew into Glasgow for a business meeting and asked the cabbie where I could go for a good haggis. "To a butcher", he replied (although it sounded more like "boot-cher") is his native Glaswegian. It's been a long time since I've had haggis. Long time since I've worn my kilt, too.
The haggis is really the centerpiece of the feast, and is brought to the table with great ceremony. And bagpipes.
If you (like me) are of Scottish extraction, tonight is a fine time to hoist a wee dram an hum Auld Land Syne in honor of Robbie Burns.
Enter The Haggis - One Last Drink
Tonight is Burns Night, and while I haven't run across any Scottish country music bands, there is a thriving Celtic Rock scene. Since the roots of country music are Scots-Irish, this makes Celtic Rock and Country Music cousins. And since it's Burns Night, it's appropriate to have Enter The Haggis. They're a Canadian band sort of reminiscent of the Dropkick Murphys or The Pogues. If you like that, you'll like this.
Friday, January 24, 2020
Donald Trump reads Borepatch
Well, that's my explanation for this:
A note to President Trump: it would be awesome if you started referring to her as "Snippi Longstockings", amirite?
UPDATE 25 January 2020 08:31: Courtesy of Aesop in the comments, LOL:
So why do I say that he reads this blog? Well, back in July I posted this:President Trump on Tuesday announced the United States will join the One Trillion Trees Initiative launched at the World Economic Forum as world leaders seek to combat climate change.Trump made the announcement during an address to global business leaders gathered for the annual event in Davos, Switzerland.
$10B/year is a bargain compared to what everyone else is talking about, and will give us a bunch of pretty forrest to hike in. I can't see how anyone can possibly oppose this, unless they're a bunch of statist pricks trying to boss everyone around.A simple and cheap solution to burning fossil fuels?
Plant trees:
OK, the study simply argues that by adding 10 million squared kilometers of forests – the area equal to the territory of the U.S. (or Canada, if you wish), 2/3 of the man-made emissions of CO2 since 1800 could be removed from the atmosphere (they apparently pre-decided that the elimination of 2/3 of a problem is a good plan). Planting a tree costs $0.30, they claim, and because one needs about one extra trillion of new trees (the number of trees would be increased by 1/3 in this project – they did use the same estimate of the number of trees in the world as I mentioned above), the total cost would be $300 billion. This is the overall amount, not an annual one.So for $300B over 30 years we could eliminate the excess carbon dioxide that we've put into the atmosphere. Even if this figure is off by an order of magnitude, this is a huge win compared with the $122 Trillion that the UN wants to "fight Climate Change".
Alas, planting forests does not allow the industrial scale graft that the UN has come to expect.
A note to President Trump: it would be awesome if you started referring to her as "Snippi Longstockings", amirite?
UPDATE 25 January 2020 08:31: Courtesy of Aesop in the comments, LOL:
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The Trump campaign just released this commentary on the impeachment proceedings:
I'm a bit in awe.
I'm a bit in awe.
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Thursday, January 23, 2020
That was the end of my war
So you're a brit (well sort of, back in the day), and you get captured very near the end of the war. What happens? Well, if you are a Spitfire pilot name Peter During, you convince Jerry to give up.
This interview is from seven years ago. That's a World Age for these men.
This interview is from seven years ago. That's a World Age for these men.
Wednesday, January 22, 2020
Peter, Paul, & Mary on The Jack Benny Program
This is hilarious, and really shows the depth of both Benny as well as the group. They sing one of their regular songs, but then after some banter with Jack they sing a song they wrote about his background and cheapness ("Waukegan"). Jack then invites them to his house to sing a really horrible song that he wrote. The whole thing is really, really funny.
It's also a blast from the past. As they say, the Past is a foreign country because they do things differently there.
It's also a blast from the past. As they say, the Past is a foreign country because they do things differently there.
R.I.P. Terry Jones
In High School I was a huge Monty Python fan. That's continued to this day, even to re-writing a scene from their classic film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Terry Jones co-wrote that, but has sadly passed away at 77 from dementia.
This scene, where he explains the Scientific Method to a bunch of villagers is shockingly applicable to how climate science is done today.
The world is a less funny place today.
This scene, where he explains the Scientific Method to a bunch of villagers is shockingly applicable to how climate science is done today.
The world is a less funny place today.
How Charles Martel turned back the Caliphate
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But the west remained, and Islamic raiders began crossing the Pyrenees into the kingdom of the Franks. In 732, Charles Martel crushed the invaders at the battle of Tours. This ended the invasion, securing Europe from the west. It was the high water mark of the Caliphate and while it would achieve new heights in art and literature (notably the 1001 Nights), they never added more territory. They had peaked in 100 years and the long slide to fracture had begun.
It's really not a surprise that Charles stopped him. The chronicles of his day describe him as an unusually effective warrior, and his army as the best to be found. His nickname, Martel - "The Hammer" - pre-dated the islamic invasion of his land. He was a leader who brought victory.
He did this, as the clickbait links say, through this one weird trick: he took his army campaigning each year, every year. The Franks were a feudal kingdom, where nobles were supposed to bring troops to support their Lord. But a Lord could only expect as much support as he could enforce. Charles determined to enforce his claims each year. If a noble didn't show up when summoned then next year he would find Charles' army camped outside his castle asking why he hadn't come. After a while everyone sort of fell in line and Charles was able to expand the borders of his realm.
His son and grandson continued this strategy and created the greatest kingdom in the west since the Roman Empire fell. You've heard of his grandson, Charlemagne, who was so powerful that the Pope crowned him Roman Emperor on Christmas Day in 800 AD.
All because of one weird trick.
The Richmond rally is over. It was a success in that everyone seemed polite and happy and cleaned up after themselves, but now the narrative is emerging: White supremacists wanted to start a civil war in Richmond. And Governor Blackface and the Democrats are moving full steam ahead with their reindeer games. So now what?
Well, you've demonstrated that you can put an army in the field. Charles Martel can tell you how to use it.
But you need more than rallies. Here are some things that you can do that will bring the hammer down on your enemies - but only if you can keep the campaign going.
Recall the Governor. You had over 20,000 people attend the rally. If each would commit to gathering 25 signatures on a recall petition, that would give you half a million signatures. The media can't really spin that. Yeah, this is hard and not as much fun as a rally. Campaigning to win is hard.
Form a militia under the command of a County Sheriff. Almost 100 counties in Virginia are sanctuary counties. As the Legislature starts passing bills, find one of those 100 Sheriffs to deputize a militia to resist confiscation. The media will try to spin this, but if these are all sworn deputies under the command of the Sheriff, that's a lot harder to spin. Organize and train, under the Sheriff's authority. Then find anther Sheriff and do it again. And another. And another. Yeah, this is hard and not as much fun as a rally. Campaigning to win is hard.
Meet with the NRA, the GOA, and the Virginia state Republican Party to target weak democrats (for the general election) and weak Republicans (for the primary). There are probably 20 or 30 of these, so those 20,000 rally attendees might be able to provide as many as 1000 volunteers for each opponent who will run against them. For a local election, that's a big number. It's important to target both Democrats and Republicans to show that this is a non-partisan effort. It's important to work with these organizations because they have a lot of experience in this sort of work. The media can't really spin this, other than saying it's politics. Sure is - that's the point. Yeah, this is hard and not as much fun as a rally. Campaigning to win is hard.
If you think about it, there are probably a thousand other ideas that can hammer Governor Blackface. None of them will include putting on a rally.
Of course, this is hard, and not as fun, so you won't get your 20,000 turnout. That's OK. Even 2,000 or 3,000 is a really good start, as long as it's focused on a win. Charles the Hammer kept his army in the field year in and year out until none could stand before it. We've seen this before; it's not complicated, it's just hard.
It's just one weird trick.
Tuesday, January 21, 2020
Here's why Boeing fired its CEO
Last month the Boeing Board of Directors fired its CEO over the 737 MAX disaster. It has been a huge financial loss to the company and he was't getting the bleeding stopped. Here's how bad it is:
Boeing is aiming to borrow $10 billion or more to help it get through the 737 Max crisis, CNBC reported today, citing people familiar with the matter.You might say that they need more financial runway to get this bird off the ground.
Boeing's debt load has already increased substantially over the past year. Boeing had $20.3 billion in long-term debt as of September 30, 2019, nearly double the $10.7 billion of long-term debt it had on December 31, 2018, according to a Boeing SEC filing. By contrast, Boeing added less than $1 billion in long-term debt in all of 2017.So the balance sheet is turning a bright shade of red.
The 737 MAX looks to be around a $10B drain on the company to date. No wonder they're borrowing money. Man, relocating their company HQ to Chicago sure was a genius move, wasn't it?Boeing in October reported Q3 2019 revenue of $20 billion, down from $25.1 billion year-over-year. Revenue for the first nine months of 2019 was $58.6 billion, down 19 percent year-over-year. Net earnings in Q3 2019 were $1.2 billion, down from $2.4 billion in Q3 2018.In July 2019, Boeing announced an after-tax charge of $4.9 billion to cover "potential concessions and other considerations to customers for disruptions related to the 737 MAX grounding and associated delivery delays."
But the Science® is settled!
Ten years ago today I posted what may be the most humiliating mistake that the scientific establishment has made about the whole global warming boondoggle. Unlike "hide the decline" it doesn't look like fraud (well, perhaps a little, but only a little). Instead, it's sheer incompetence on display.
Originally posted 21 January 2010.
Originally posted 21 January 2010.
Dyslexics of the World, untie!
To Old To Work, Too Young To Retire emails to let me know that I've been delinquent in passing on the latest Global Warming innumeracy. Remember the Himalayan glaciers and how they're disappearing? From the IPCC report (AR4):
Oh, wait:
But it gets worse. The data was given to the IPCC by the World Wildlife Foundation, an environmental lobbying organization. Anyone check for possible bias in the source? Because there was an interesting mistake.
It wasn't 2035. It was 2350. And that was still with a bunch of speculative assumptions.
In other news from the "we have the science wrong" department, Australia's "Warmest Summer EVAH" is so warm, they're getting snow:
UPDATE 21 January 2010 15:43: Holy cow - Roger Pielke Jr. says that the IPCC knew that the Himalayan glacier part of the report was wrong but published it anyway!
Glaciers in the Himalaya are receding faster than in any other part of the world ... and, if the present rate continues, the likelihood of them disappearing by the year 2035 and perhaps sooner is very high ...ZOMG!!1!! Thermageddon!!!!1!one!!
Oh, wait:
THE peak UN body on climate change has been dealt another humiliating blow to its credibility after it was revealed a central claim of one of its benchmark reports - that most of the Himalayan glaciers would melt by 2035 because of global warming - was based on a "speculative" claim by an obscure Indian scientist.That's some righteous peer-review right there, Scooter.
But it gets worse. The data was given to the IPCC by the World Wildlife Foundation, an environmental lobbying organization. Anyone check for possible bias in the source? Because there was an interesting mistake.
It wasn't 2035. It was 2350. And that was still with a bunch of speculative assumptions.
In other news from the "we have the science wrong" department, Australia's "Warmest Summer EVAH" is so warm, they're getting snow:
CANBERRA, Australia – Australia is following its second-hottest year on record with extraordinary snow flurries in its southeastern alpine region, where some towns have recorded their first-ever summer snowfalls.Who you going to believe - the Australian Weather Service scientists, or your lying eyes? I mean, it's not like the temperature data is being manipulated or anything. Oh, wait.
UPDATE 21 January 2010 15:43: Holy cow - Roger Pielke Jr. says that the IPCC knew that the Himalayan glacier part of the report was wrong but published it anyway!
Is it really the case that IPCC scientists would have continued to sit on a known error with important policy implications in complete silence until their hand was forced by the focus of public opinion? Really?!Wow. Maybe I need a new tag. "Junk Science" simply doesn't begin to cover this. Maybe "Fraudulent Science?"
Monday, January 20, 2020
Initial thoughts on the Richmond assembly
It looks like this went about as well as could be hoped. It ended over an hour ago and Richmond police are reporting no arrests. Good.
POSITIVE THINGS FROM THE RALLY:
The turnout was good. I haven't seen crowd estimates but WWBT/NBC12 in Richmond repeatedly calls the crowd "massive".
It doesn't look like Antifa showed up. See "Richmond police reporting no arrests", above. Maybe they were scared - most of the crowd was outside the Governor's "disarmament zone" and guns were everywhere.
The crowd seemed orderly and generally happy and in good spirits. That's a big plus. I quite liked this lady's sign (the following pictures are from the Richmond Times-Dispatch's live reporting):
[UPDATE 20 January 2020 15:52] Miguel finds another great example. [/UPDATE]
Shades of the Tea Party: people clean up stickers that had fallen onto the road.
NEGATIVE THINGS FROM THE RALLY:
So like I said, probably as good as we could have hoped for. The local Richmond news seems to be generally favorable, but this is all live reporting. The narrative will be folded, spindled, and mutilated as the media spin the messaging over the next few days. So the news right now is the best that it will ever be, and will start to deteriorate immediately. I guess we'll see how it ends up.
Of course, the Special Ops Team from the Derp Brigade was there in force:
You're not helping the cause, gentlemen. Or these guys: they pre-composed the shot for the loony lefty propaganda drive. Kind of an own goal, right there. Yeah, yeah, BUT MUH SECOND AMENDMENT! Whatever, knuckleheads. You're hurting the cause.
This guy has the right idea - the biased media simply won't give this picture wide distribution.
I really like the way he used his head on this. Derpy getup to attract media attention with a poison message that will keep him from being used as counter propaganda. Full marks to the young man.
Lots of pictures and decent video at both WWBT and the Times-Dispatch. We'll see how this gets spun to the wider country over the next few days. No way to tell whether it'll be the nice family or the DERP Rangers.
POSITIVE THINGS FROM THE RALLY:
The turnout was good. I haven't seen crowd estimates but WWBT/NBC12 in Richmond repeatedly calls the crowd "massive".
It doesn't look like Antifa showed up. See "Richmond police reporting no arrests", above. Maybe they were scared - most of the crowd was outside the Governor's "disarmament zone" and guns were everywhere.
The crowd seemed orderly and generally happy and in good spirits. That's a big plus. I quite liked this lady's sign (the following pictures are from the Richmond Times-Dispatch's live reporting):
[UPDATE 20 January 2020 15:52] Miguel finds another great example. [/UPDATE]
Shades of the Tea Party: people clean up stickers that had fallen onto the road.
NEGATIVE THINGS FROM THE RALLY:
So like I said, probably as good as we could have hoped for. The local Richmond news seems to be generally favorable, but this is all live reporting. The narrative will be folded, spindled, and mutilated as the media spin the messaging over the next few days. So the news right now is the best that it will ever be, and will start to deteriorate immediately. I guess we'll see how it ends up.
Of course, the Special Ops Team from the Derp Brigade was there in force:
You're not helping the cause, gentlemen. Or these guys: they pre-composed the shot for the loony lefty propaganda drive. Kind of an own goal, right there. Yeah, yeah, BUT MUH SECOND AMENDMENT! Whatever, knuckleheads. You're hurting the cause.
This guy has the right idea - the biased media simply won't give this picture wide distribution.
I really like the way he used his head on this. Derpy getup to attract media attention with a poison message that will keep him from being used as counter propaganda. Full marks to the young man.
Lots of pictures and decent video at both WWBT and the Times-Dispatch. We'll see how this gets spun to the wider country over the next few days. No way to tell whether it'll be the nice family or the DERP Rangers.
The British Invasion
It exploded onto these shores 56 (!) years ago today, with the release of Meet The Beatles! the Fab Four's debut album.
In two weeks it had been certified gold. A week after that, they played Ed Sullivan:
The album spent 11 weeks at #1, only getting bumped off by the Beatles' second album. By the end of the year it had sold 4 Million copies (!). Remember, the population of the United States then was around 160 Million, so an equivalent bombshell album - assuming you could even have one of those today - would sell 8 Million or so.
There's a reason that there's an expression "Bigger than the Beatles". Hat tip to The Queen Of The World, who spotted this anniversary.
In two weeks it had been certified gold. A week after that, they played Ed Sullivan:
The album spent 11 weeks at #1, only getting bumped off by the Beatles' second album. By the end of the year it had sold 4 Million copies (!). Remember, the population of the United States then was around 160 Million, so an equivalent bombshell album - assuming you could even have one of those today - would sell 8 Million or so.
There's a reason that there's an expression "Bigger than the Beatles". Hat tip to The Queen Of The World, who spotted this anniversary.
A note to people taking video in Richmond today
Don't upload your video to YouTube. We've seen a long record of them censoring conservative video as a "violation of terms of service". You're wasting your time uploading it there.
Use Bitchute instead. I've never heard of them censoring videos.
UPDATE 20 January 2020 10:24: Heh:
The blackface is a nice touch.
Use Bitchute instead. I've never heard of them censoring videos.
UPDATE 20 January 2020 10:24: Heh:
The blackface is a nice touch.
Sunday, January 19, 2020
Max Steiner - The Charge of the Light Brigade
Michael Curtiz is single-handedly responsible for an Act of Congress. You see, he directed the 1936 film The Charge Of The Light Brigade. He organized a huge number of men on horses, to re-enact the charge with the cameras rolling. While Hollywood then didn't do nearly as many explosions as Hollywood today, the scene called for Russian cannon shelling the charging troops.
But Curtiz didn't think that was enough - he wanted horses and riders falling when an explosion went off. Tripwires were strung and 125 horses went down. Curtiz was delighted, but 25 of the horses were killed or hurt so badly that they had to be put down. The leading man was Errol Flynn, who loved horses. He was so mad that he got into a fist fight with Curtiz.
Flynn wasn't the only one. The story about the mistreatment of the horses got out and the public outcry was such that the film was withdrawn from circulation. Congress got involved, passing a law making it illegal to mistreat animals in the making of a film. When you watch the credits roll and see the words "No animals were harmed in the making of this film" it's all because of Michael Curtiz.
The scene was spectacular, though. Just remember that some of those horses are getting hurt or killed:
The score was composed by Max Steiner, one of Hollywood's greatest composers (over 300 films and 24 Academy Award nominations). And no animals were harmed during the recording of this music.
The Queen Of The World suggested that I pick some film scores for these Sunday posts. It's an excellent suggesting because I haven't done many of those before.
But Curtiz didn't think that was enough - he wanted horses and riders falling when an explosion went off. Tripwires were strung and 125 horses went down. Curtiz was delighted, but 25 of the horses were killed or hurt so badly that they had to be put down. The leading man was Errol Flynn, who loved horses. He was so mad that he got into a fist fight with Curtiz.
Flynn wasn't the only one. The story about the mistreatment of the horses got out and the public outcry was such that the film was withdrawn from circulation. Congress got involved, passing a law making it illegal to mistreat animals in the making of a film. When you watch the credits roll and see the words "No animals were harmed in the making of this film" it's all because of Michael Curtiz.
The scene was spectacular, though. Just remember that some of those horses are getting hurt or killed:
The score was composed by Max Steiner, one of Hollywood's greatest composers (over 300 films and 24 Academy Award nominations). And no animals were harmed during the recording of this music.
The Queen Of The World suggested that I pick some film scores for these Sunday posts. It's an excellent suggesting because I haven't done many of those before.
Saturday, January 18, 2020
Johnny Cash - Don't Take Your Guns To Town
Monday is the date for the Derpapooloza in Richmond, as a big demonstration by gun owners against the Virginia government's draconian gun law proposals will turn the Statehouse square into Derp central. The rest of us watch this unfold and can choose between the philosophy of Democritus who laughed at the folly of man, or that of Heraclitus who wept at the folly of man.
In any case, for those who plan to be there, Johnny Cash has some advice.
Don't Take Your Guns To Town (Songwriter: Johnny Cash)
In any case, for those who plan to be there, Johnny Cash has some advice.
Don't Take Your Guns To Town (Songwriter: Johnny Cash)
A young cowboy named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm
A boy filled with wonderlust who really meant no harm
He changed his clothes and shined his boots
And combed his dark hair down
And his mother cried as he walked out
Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town
He laughed and kissed his mom
And said your Billy Joe's a man
I can shoot as quick and straight as anybody can
But I wouldn't shoot without a cause
I'd gun nobody down
But she cried again as he rode away
Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town
He sang a song as on he rode
His guns hung at his hips
He rode into a cattle town
A smile upon his lips
He stopped and walked into a bar
And laid his money down
But his mother's words echoed again
Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town
He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand
And tried to tell himself at last, he had become a man
A dusty cowpoke at his side began to laugh him down
And he heard again his mothers words
Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town
Filled with rage then
Billy Joe reached for his gun to draw
But the stranger drew his gun and fired
Before he even saw
As Billy Joe fell to the floor
The crowd all gathered 'round
And wondered at his final words
Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town
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Friday, January 17, 2020
Flight Deck Operations
The Queen Of The World found this. It explains the different types of people who work on what is said to be the most dangerous workplace in the world - an aircraft carrier flight deck.
Son-In-Law is responsible for all the guys wearing brown shirts on his carrier.
Son-In-Law is responsible for all the guys wearing brown shirts on his carrier.
Toe Jah
I toe jah so. Here's the New York Times (the loonie lefty's "Newspaper Of Record"):
I got an interesting comment to one of yesterday's posts:
Antifa. As if.
White Supremacists. Oh, hell no.
The "It's Boogaloo Time" types. I posted about this ten years ago, and have had no reason to change my mind since. As I said, I will not walk that road with you. It doesn't lead to salvation and redemption, but to the abyss.
BUT MUH SECOND AMENDMENT types. I'm actually sympathetic to this group, except they're being so damn stupid. It's not your passion for your freedom I object to, it's your judgement. Your despair at the situation is letting the Powers That Be play you like a fiddle. If you're in this group you should read the link immediately above, particularly the part about despair. Not only is despair a sin, but it makes you stupid.
What's funny is that Castle Borepatch is only a couple hours from Richmond. I could go to this. Not going to happen. This has had Charlie Foxtrot written all over it for weeks but folks seem determined to push start the damn thing down the hill even though the steering and brakes are wonky. I'm taking Remus' advice and staying away from crowds.
Because when the dust settles, the fight will go on. We'll all be in a worse position because the New York Times will gleefully be painting us as Nazis and violent nuts, so thanks for that. But the fight will go on. Next time, hopefully we'll be smarter. That sure as shootin' can't be very hard.
Remember, the first rule of Internet Security applies here, too: sometimes it's easier not to be stupid than it is to be smart.
Note: this isn't a post-mortem, it's a pre-mortem. But next Monday's outcome is as scripted as a Kabuki play.
Alarming calls online for a race war. The arrest of three suspected neo-Nazis. Memories of the explosive clashes in Charlottesville, Va., three years ago.
A sense of crisis enveloped the capital of Virginia on Thursday, with the police on heightened alert and Richmond bracing for possible violence ahead of a gun rally next week that is expected to draw white supremacists and other anti-government extremists.
Members of numerous armed militias and white power proponents vowed to converge on the city despite the state of emergencydeclared by Gov. Ralph Northam, who temporarily banned weapons from the grounds of the State Capitol. The potential for an armed confrontation prompted fears of a rerun of the 2017 far-right rally that left one person dead and some two dozen injured in Charlottesville, about an hour’s drive from Monday’s rally.Nice job, blowhards. How long is it going to take the rest of us to dig ourselves out of this hole? I can't wait to see your next genius move.
I got an interesting comment to one of yesterday's posts:
damn I thought you were one of us.Well, just which "us" are you talking about? I see a bunch of different groups descending on Richmond next week:
Antifa. As if.
White Supremacists. Oh, hell no.
The "It's Boogaloo Time" types. I posted about this ten years ago, and have had no reason to change my mind since. As I said, I will not walk that road with you. It doesn't lead to salvation and redemption, but to the abyss.
BUT MUH SECOND AMENDMENT types. I'm actually sympathetic to this group, except they're being so damn stupid. It's not your passion for your freedom I object to, it's your judgement. Your despair at the situation is letting the Powers That Be play you like a fiddle. If you're in this group you should read the link immediately above, particularly the part about despair. Not only is despair a sin, but it makes you stupid.
What's funny is that Castle Borepatch is only a couple hours from Richmond. I could go to this. Not going to happen. This has had Charlie Foxtrot written all over it for weeks but folks seem determined to push start the damn thing down the hill even though the steering and brakes are wonky. I'm taking Remus' advice and staying away from crowds.
Because when the dust settles, the fight will go on. We'll all be in a worse position because the New York Times will gleefully be painting us as Nazis and violent nuts, so thanks for that. But the fight will go on. Next time, hopefully we'll be smarter. That sure as shootin' can't be very hard.
Remember, the first rule of Internet Security applies here, too: sometimes it's easier not to be stupid than it is to be smart.
Note: this isn't a post-mortem, it's a pre-mortem. But next Monday's outcome is as scripted as a Kabuki play.
Thursday, January 16, 2020
100 years ago
Prohibition became the law of the land. That sure worked well, didn't it? But the Black Market and gangster wars that it spawned led to the National Firearms Act of 1934. They've been taking more slices from our cake ever since.
In other news of Statist Pricks that became famous today, we have the following:
In 27 B.C., Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus became - by an act of the Roman Senate - Caesar Augustus. While it's probably not true that his great-grandson Caligula appointed his favorite race horse Incitatus to the Senate, he should have. After all, the Divine Augustus was the poster child for Statist Pricks to this very day.
In 1547, Ivan the Terrible became the very first Czar of Muscovy. Not to be confused with your current Czar of Muscovy who - while an Autocrat in the Old School - isn't a Statist Prick like Ivan.
In 1556 (things were busy back then), Philip II became King of Spain. Philip was the King of the Spanish Armada, not to mention half of Europe. Good Queen Bess fought the Statist Prick off.
In 1786, the State of Virginia enacted Thomas Jefferson's Statute of Religious Freedom, a very non-Statist-Prick statute. Maybe the current Governor Blackface could learn a bit from this, amirite?
In 1920, the League Of Nations held it first meeting. Because it was in Paris rather than in New York City, they could have a legal drink.
In 1969, Czech student Jan Palach burns himself to death to protest the Soviet occupation of Prague the previous year. The Soviets were the biggest Statist Pricks since Caesar Augustus, even beating out Ivan the Terrible for biggest Statist Pricks, Russian division.
In 2020, the Impeachment Trial of Donal Trump opened. The House Democrats have shown themselves to be the biggest set of Statist Pricks since at least the League of Nations. They're certainly as effective.
Hat tip to The Queen Of The World who knew posting about Prohibition would make be a little ornery.
In other news of Statist Pricks that became famous today, we have the following:
In 27 B.C., Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus became - by an act of the Roman Senate - Caesar Augustus. While it's probably not true that his great-grandson Caligula appointed his favorite race horse Incitatus to the Senate, he should have. After all, the Divine Augustus was the poster child for Statist Pricks to this very day.
In 1547, Ivan the Terrible became the very first Czar of Muscovy. Not to be confused with your current Czar of Muscovy who - while an Autocrat in the Old School - isn't a Statist Prick like Ivan.
In 1556 (things were busy back then), Philip II became King of Spain. Philip was the King of the Spanish Armada, not to mention half of Europe. Good Queen Bess fought the Statist Prick off.
In 1786, the State of Virginia enacted Thomas Jefferson's Statute of Religious Freedom, a very non-Statist-Prick statute. Maybe the current Governor Blackface could learn a bit from this, amirite?
In 1920, the League Of Nations held it first meeting. Because it was in Paris rather than in New York City, they could have a legal drink.
In 1969, Czech student Jan Palach burns himself to death to protest the Soviet occupation of Prague the previous year. The Soviets were the biggest Statist Pricks since Caesar Augustus, even beating out Ivan the Terrible for biggest Statist Pricks, Russian division.
In 2020, the Impeachment Trial of Donal Trump opened. The House Democrats have shown themselves to be the biggest set of Statist Pricks since at least the League of Nations. They're certainly as effective.
Hat tip to The Queen Of The World who knew posting about Prohibition would make be a little ornery.
Asshattery on display
Gun owners look like they're their own worst enemies - or at least pro-gun organizations are. Gun Owners of America and VCDL filed suit to block Governor Blackface's ban on weapons at the Virginia statehouse. While they may be within their rights, this is the kind of thing that can scare the White Folks. Sure, it's all MUH SECOND AMENDMENT but an undecided voter could very well look at this and wonder if VCDL is really less about public protest and more about public intimidation.
The point is not which viewpoint is right, it's about which will be spun as the narrative by a press that hates guns and hates hates hates gun owners. The own-goals have begun, and there are still four days left before the protest.
But wait, it gets worse. If you click through my link above you will get the GOA press release on the subject. It looks like this has been edited: Brock Townsend has an extended quote that includes this that seemingly has been edited out of the original:
Are you kidding me? What is Suzy Suburbanite going to think about this? Are GOA and VCDL suggesting that people going to a "peaceful" protest at the State House should wear protective helmets and carry shields? Really?
Really?
Quite frankly, Suzy Suburbanite will think that these gun nuts are dangerous and maybe Governor Blackface is right to crack down on them, MUH SECOND AMENDMENT or not. This isn't going to be spin from the biased media, it's going to be straight reporting - and it's going to make gun owners look like dangerous, violent, intimidating nuts.
This is shaping up as a bigger Charlie Foxtrot than I had feared, and I thought it would be pretty bad. It sure would be nice if GOA and VCDL could take aim at something other than their own damn foot. Thanks, guys. Thanks a million.
The point is not which viewpoint is right, it's about which will be spun as the narrative by a press that hates guns and hates hates hates gun owners. The own-goals have begun, and there are still four days left before the protest.
But wait, it gets worse. If you click through my link above you will get the GOA press release on the subject. It looks like this has been edited: Brock Townsend has an extended quote that includes this that seemingly has been edited out of the original:
Northam specifically listed personal protective gear such as helmets and shields as weapons in his order. Of course, these rules don’t apply to the armed state employees who will confront the protesters.Screech
Are you kidding me? What is Suzy Suburbanite going to think about this? Are GOA and VCDL suggesting that people going to a "peaceful" protest at the State House should wear protective helmets and carry shields? Really?
Really?
Quite frankly, Suzy Suburbanite will think that these gun nuts are dangerous and maybe Governor Blackface is right to crack down on them, MUH SECOND AMENDMENT or not. This isn't going to be spin from the biased media, it's going to be straight reporting - and it's going to make gun owners look like dangerous, violent, intimidating nuts.
This is shaping up as a bigger Charlie Foxtrot than I had feared, and I thought it would be pretty bad. It sure would be nice if GOA and VCDL could take aim at something other than their own damn foot. Thanks, guys. Thanks a million.
Virginia's Children's Crusade
Everyone has heard about the Great Crusade, preached by Pope Urban in 1095. It had captured the Holy Land from the surprised saracen inhabitants and had set up crusader kingdoms there. But it started going down hill pretty quickly, with Saladin re-taking Jerusalem in 1186. Christendom felt a sense of siege, and people wanted to do something about it.
Enter Nicholas of Cologne, a charismatic shepherd from Germany. in 1212, he preached a "Children's Crusade" where God would cause the sea to part before them and muslims would peacefully convert to Christianity. The chronicles say that thousands of young people followed him. The sea didn't part before them, but many ships offered them passage. Of course, it was passage to the slave markets of Tunisia. None made it to the Holy Land.
It was a disaster, one bred of over confidence and a, well, childishness sense that the world was other than it actually was.
We're seeing a Children's Crusade in Virginia unfolding before our eyes. The Virginia Citizen's Defense League is preaching that the sea of Antifa blocking their path will part by some sort of miracle, and that the Democratic state assembly will see the light and be peacefully converted to MUH SECOND AMENDMENT. That really looks like the plan.
Instead, the world is the way that the world is, rather than the way that the VCDL would like it to be. How much blood will be shed is unclear, as is how many agents provocateur will bring Nazi and Confederate flags. The police may or may not herd the VCDL crowd through the Antifa throng as occurred in Charlottesville and at the Trump rally in Chicago. The Media may not go out of their way to show them in the worst possible light, and might not broadcast this from coast to coast for days on end.
Maybe. But the VCDL is putting a lot of trust in their opponents to act with restraint. It's touching. Kind of sweet, really. Just like the Children's Crusade.
Of course, the rest of us will suffer collateral damage. If it blows up like it looks like it will, other States will be emboldened to take similar draconian measures. Trust in the Supreme Court seems equally child like - as the saying goes, the Supreme Court reads the election returns. If the great undecided middle buys into the propaganda that will follow the Children's Crusade ("ZOMG! Nazis and White Supremacists!") then gun rights will take a bullet in Maryland, the Northeast, Florida, and other places.
Thanks for thinking this through, guys. Real mature of you.
Enter Nicholas of Cologne, a charismatic shepherd from Germany. in 1212, he preached a "Children's Crusade" where God would cause the sea to part before them and muslims would peacefully convert to Christianity. The chronicles say that thousands of young people followed him. The sea didn't part before them, but many ships offered them passage. Of course, it was passage to the slave markets of Tunisia. None made it to the Holy Land.
It was a disaster, one bred of over confidence and a, well, childishness sense that the world was other than it actually was.
We're seeing a Children's Crusade in Virginia unfolding before our eyes. The Virginia Citizen's Defense League is preaching that the sea of Antifa blocking their path will part by some sort of miracle, and that the Democratic state assembly will see the light and be peacefully converted to MUH SECOND AMENDMENT. That really looks like the plan.
Instead, the world is the way that the world is, rather than the way that the VCDL would like it to be. How much blood will be shed is unclear, as is how many agents provocateur will bring Nazi and Confederate flags. The police may or may not herd the VCDL crowd through the Antifa throng as occurred in Charlottesville and at the Trump rally in Chicago. The Media may not go out of their way to show them in the worst possible light, and might not broadcast this from coast to coast for days on end.
Maybe. But the VCDL is putting a lot of trust in their opponents to act with restraint. It's touching. Kind of sweet, really. Just like the Children's Crusade.
Of course, the rest of us will suffer collateral damage. If it blows up like it looks like it will, other States will be emboldened to take similar draconian measures. Trust in the Supreme Court seems equally child like - as the saying goes, the Supreme Court reads the election returns. If the great undecided middle buys into the propaganda that will follow the Children's Crusade ("ZOMG! Nazis and White Supremacists!") then gun rights will take a bullet in Maryland, the Northeast, Florida, and other places.
Thanks for thinking this through, guys. Real mature of you.
Wednesday, January 15, 2020
Deployment
My son-in-law shipped out today. He made Chief a year or so back, but that came with the proviso of another tour at sea. His wife and kids are great, and the military families at home look after each other.
But deployment is deployment, and it's a long time to be away from hearth and home.
Remember that they do it for us.
But deployment is deployment, and it's a long time to be away from hearth and home.
Remember that they do it for us.
Major League Baseball rocked with scandal
The Houston Astros fired their General Manager Jeff Luhnow and also their Manager AJ Hinch over a sign-stealing scheme. This is a big deal - the Astros went to the World Series last fall, and you would expect the team to try to protect their management. But they're not just gone, they're banned from Baseball for a year.
The post-season chances for both the Houston Astros and the Boston Red Sox have just taken a hit. The teams only have a month to come up with replacement managers, which isn't time enough for a very thorough search.
And Red Sox Manager Alex Cora is also out, agreeing to resign his position. The Red Sox won the World Series two years ago, but Cora is said to be the one who came up with the scheme when he was coaching for the Astros.
Smart baseball fans are waiting to see who else is implicated in the scandal - who else did this but hasn't been caught yet? So what (I hear you ask) is sign stealing and why is it a big deal? This video is pretty good about sign stealing as it has been done for years and years. There's nothing illegal about any of this, but it will set the stage:
That's not what the Astros did. They didn't use a base runner to steal signs, they used a camera. That's a huge No No:
Costas spends some time on the fact that only managers have been punished. Lots of players knew all about (and even participated in) the scheme, but nothing is happening to them. Pete Rose - who was banned for life from Baseball for betting on his team when he was a manager - had some interesting thoughts on this:
“So they fire the GM, they fire the manager, and (MLB) probably is going to get (Red Sox manager) Alex Cora, who was the (Astros) bench coach at the time,” Rose said. “But what about the players who were behind this and taking the knowledge? Should they get off scot-free?"Don’t you have to do something to the players who were accepting the stolen signs? Nothing’s been done. Is that fair?”
A most unusual (but critical) Windows security update
There is a nasty security bug in Microsoft Windows 10 and Windows Server 2016. You will want to update your operating system today. Here's a handy guide on how to check if you already have the update, and if not how to get it manually. This covers Windows 7, 8, and 10; if you have an older version then it's no longer supported and you don't really have any good options. Skip to the end of this post for some thought on what to do.
But this is a really interesting security bug, not because of the nature of the bug itself but from how it was reported. The bug is in the cryptographic subsystem, the library that does all the encryption routines. This is pretty critical - not only does it handle the encryption of your browser traffic, but even more importantly (WAY more importantly) it verifies that you are talking to the actual web server that you want to and not some skeevy H4x0R site. Most importantly of all, it verifies that the software you download (including, say, Windows security updates) are actually from Microsoft (and not from some skeevy H4x0R site).
Yeah, this is important.
But the interest here is that this was reported to Microsoft by the NSA. Remember the Edward Snowden revelations? NSA is ground zero for collecting attack techniques and code that the Fed.Gov can use against its enemies, foreign and domestic. Here was a vulnerability present on literally every modern Windows computer in the universe, and they up and tell Microsoft to go build a patch for it.
Remember, these are the same guys who weakened the elliptic curve encryption routines so they could break all the web traffic, and these are the guys who paid RSA Data Security, Inc. tens of millions of dollars to slip weaknesses into the most popular encryption code sold at the time. Now they're giving away the farm, so to speak.
Hmmmmm. Here's the story and the interesting bit:
But if you have Windows 10, go patch now.
If you have old Windows - say, XP you don't have support anymore. It's no longer being maintained, so no more security patches. You really have three choices here:
1. Stay on XP, and realize that some day you're going to get pwned. It's sad to say, but it's not if you will get something take over your computer, it's when.
2. Upgrade to a newer version of Windows, which probably will mean buying a new computer. Windows is famously resource hungry, and Windows 10 will be slow as molasses on a computer that came loaded with XP. ASM826 and I put up a series of posts on backing up your data, so you can move everything over (you do back up your data, don't you?)
3. Load Linux on your existing computer. Linux is a lot happier on old hardware then modern Windows is, and the backup techniques in the posts linked above will work just dandy on it. Here's an old post recommending Linux Mint.
But this is a really interesting security bug, not because of the nature of the bug itself but from how it was reported. The bug is in the cryptographic subsystem, the library that does all the encryption routines. This is pretty critical - not only does it handle the encryption of your browser traffic, but even more importantly (WAY more importantly) it verifies that you are talking to the actual web server that you want to and not some skeevy H4x0R site. Most importantly of all, it verifies that the software you download (including, say, Windows security updates) are actually from Microsoft (and not from some skeevy H4x0R site).
Yeah, this is important.
But the interest here is that this was reported to Microsoft by the NSA. Remember the Edward Snowden revelations? NSA is ground zero for collecting attack techniques and code that the Fed.Gov can use against its enemies, foreign and domestic. Here was a vulnerability present on literally every modern Windows computer in the universe, and they up and tell Microsoft to go build a patch for it.
Remember, these are the same guys who weakened the elliptic curve encryption routines so they could break all the web traffic, and these are the guys who paid RSA Data Security, Inc. tens of millions of dollars to slip weaknesses into the most popular encryption code sold at the time. Now they're giving away the farm, so to speak.
Hmmmmm. Here's the story and the interesting bit:
The NSA’s Neuberger said in a media call this morning that the agency did indeed report this vulnerability to Microsoft, and that this was the first time Microsoft will have credited NSA for reporting a security flaw. Neuberger said NSA researchers discovered the bug in their own research, and that Microsoft’s advisory later today will state that Microsoft has seen no active exploitation of it yet.What's weird is that this is how you're supposed to do things - find a bug, report it to the developer, developer creates a patch, developer gives you credit for finding the bug. But NSA actually did this, rather than keep the exploit secret. Maybe some foreign government had discovered the vulnerability and somehow NSA found this out. Who knows? In any case, well done to NSA for doing it the Right Way.
But if you have Windows 10, go patch now.
If you have old Windows - say, XP you don't have support anymore. It's no longer being maintained, so no more security patches. You really have three choices here:
1. Stay on XP, and realize that some day you're going to get pwned. It's sad to say, but it's not if you will get something take over your computer, it's when.
2. Upgrade to a newer version of Windows, which probably will mean buying a new computer. Windows is famously resource hungry, and Windows 10 will be slow as molasses on a computer that came loaded with XP. ASM826 and I put up a series of posts on backing up your data, so you can move everything over (you do back up your data, don't you?)
3. Load Linux on your existing computer. Linux is a lot happier on old hardware then modern Windows is, and the backup techniques in the posts linked above will work just dandy on it. Here's an old post recommending Linux Mint.
Tuesday, January 14, 2020
Clarence Carter - Patches
Burt emails about the new ZOMG crazy critical Microsoft patch that's out today (yes, it's important; yes, you should run Windows Update; yes, you will have to reboot; yes, I know that's a pain; yes, you need to do it today). I'll post about this tomorrow because it's a first that I can remember in Security.
In the meantime, here's soul musician Clarence Carter singing about patches. Heck, he won a Grammy for this song. And as it turns out, it's his birthday, so happy birthday, Clarence!
In the meantime, here's soul musician Clarence Carter singing about patches. Heck, he won a Grammy for this song. And as it turns out, it's his birthday, so happy birthday, Clarence!
And so it comes
The Virginia Legislature is a bunch of busy bees:
It looks like they can't agree on wording for an Assault Rifle ban, but they're still working on it.Senate Bill 35 will destroy Virginia’s firearm preemption laws by allowing localities to create new “gun-free zones” in and around public buildings and parks. Criminals will ignore these restrictions, leaving law-abiding citizens unable to defend themselves and their loved ones.Senate Bill 69, commonly referred to as “one-gun-a-month,” would impose an arbitrary one gun limit on an individual’s right to lawfully purchase a handgun within 30 days.Senate Bill 70 would ban many sales and transfers between private individuals without first paying fees and obtaining government permission. Firearm sales between friends, neighbors, or fellow hunters, would not be exempted. Transfers between family members are also likely to be banned based on the vague wording of the proposed legislation. This proposal would have no impact on crime and is completely unenforceable.Senate Bill 240 looks to create so-called “Red Flag” gun confiscation orders. This bill will take your constitutionally-guaranteed rights and throw them out the window with insufficient due process in place.
Monday, January 13, 2020
I'm not going to fly on a Boeing 737 MAX
It seems that it was "designed by clowns":
I don't know if the MAX needs to be a write-off, but I really can't see how you get people flying on this, other than by tricking them. At least, those who pay attention.
Prediction: the first airline that puts them into service and then suffers a crash will be sued out of business, and these documents will be prominent in the legal actions.
And this has the ring of God's Own Truth to it:
Apparently Boeing is all butt-hurt about the content of the documents but disclosed them in the interests of transparency. I guess that's a good thing, but this is really bad for the company:The release of a batch of internal messages has raised more questions about the safety of Boeing's 737 Max.In one of the communications, an employee said the plane was "designed by clowns".
And this is really, really, really bad for the company:One unnamed employee wrote in an exchange of instant messages in April 2017: "This airplane is designed by clowns who in turn are supervised by monkeys."
Woah. Boeing employees who built the aircraft won't let their families fly on it.In February 2018, a Boeing worker asked a colleague: "Would you put your family on a Max simulator-trained aircraft? I wouldn't.""No," came the reply.
I don't know if the MAX needs to be a write-off, but I really can't see how you get people flying on this, other than by tricking them. At least, those who pay attention.
Prediction: the first airline that puts them into service and then suffers a crash will be sued out of business, and these documents will be prominent in the legal actions.
And this has the ring of God's Own Truth to it:
"I don't know how to fix these things... it's systemic. It's culture. It's the fact we have a senior leadership team that understand very little about the business and yet are driving us to certain objectives," said an employee in an email dated June 2018.I wonder if criminal indictments are in the leadership team's future?
Sunday, January 12, 2020
On Permanence
Earlier this year The Queen Of The World and I went to Albuquerque for Mom's 90th birthday. While we were out there we went on a hike in Petroglyph National Monument. Ten years ago, Mom and Dad went on that same hike.
The Queen Of The World is no stranger to petroglyphs. She took a photo of this one in Death Valley.
But the meaning of the glyphs remains the same: I was here.
Originally posted 12 January 2010.

Albuquerque is built on volcanoes. Long extinct, the horizon is marked with a chain of cones, and the landscape is littered with black volcanic rock. This makes the site unique in the area, and the ancient Anasazi people used it as a landmark.
They also took the opportunity to leave something personal. As the molten lava cooled, a thin black lacquer formed on its surface. Chipping off this layer revealed a lighter rock underneath, making it a natural medium for graffiti.
The origins of these petroglyphs are lost in the mists of time. They certainly pre-date the current Indian inhabitants, who migrated south from Canada in the 15th and 16th centuries - perhaps looking for warmer climes during the depths of the Little Ice Age. Both they and the Anasazi lacked writing, and while they have great epic tales, those tales say nothing of the petroglyphs. The Anasazi certainly had tales like these, but they are gone, and the tales lost with them.
Only the petroglyphs remain. Permanent, they will be here likely millions of years from now, long after we are gone ourselves.
I prefer stone (and brick) for my building, and have developed my poor skills to the point where I can build a wall that is (mostly) straight, plumb, and square. Dry Stone has a particular magic to it; lacking mortar, all that holds it together is gravity and the friction between the stones themselves. Done right, it will last far longer than I, or will take more work to disassemble than most people will care to do. It says that I was here. I made this thing.
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The Queen Of The World is no stranger to petroglyphs. She took a photo of this one in Death Valley.
But the meaning of the glyphs remains the same: I was here.
Originally posted 12 January 2010.
Kilroy was here

In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.
There is something basic in the human spirit about building, or at least marking the landscape. Making something permanent. Life is fleeting, and making something that will withstand time and the elements better than our poor selves seems to come from deep in the soul.
Albuquerque is built on volcanoes. Long extinct, the horizon is marked with a chain of cones, and the landscape is littered with black volcanic rock. This makes the site unique in the area, and the ancient Anasazi people used it as a landmark.
They also took the opportunity to leave something personal. As the molten lava cooled, a thin black lacquer formed on its surface. Chipping off this layer revealed a lighter rock underneath, making it a natural medium for graffiti.The origins of these petroglyphs are lost in the mists of time. They certainly pre-date the current Indian inhabitants, who migrated south from Canada in the 15th and 16th centuries - perhaps looking for warmer climes during the depths of the Little Ice Age. Both they and the Anasazi lacked writing, and while they have great epic tales, those tales say nothing of the petroglyphs. The Anasazi certainly had tales like these, but they are gone, and the tales lost with them.
Only the petroglyphs remain. Permanent, they will be here likely millions of years from now, long after we are gone ourselves.
I prefer stone (and brick) for my building, and have developed my poor skills to the point where I can build a wall that is (mostly) straight, plumb, and square. Dry Stone has a particular magic to it; lacking mortar, all that holds it together is gravity and the friction between the stones themselves. Done right, it will last far longer than I, or will take more work to disassemble than most people will care to do. It says that I was here. I made this thing.
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We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragments huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
- Horace Smith
Friday, January 10, 2020
C’est magnifique, mais ce n’est pas la Public Relations
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, The Charge of the Light Brigade
| Charge of the Light Brigade by Richard Caton Woodville Jr. |
Aesop has an outstanding idea on what to do instead that would not only not be stupid, but would be pretty smart:
So how about leading with your strength, instead of your chin for a change?
Dear Sheriff Dawg,We, the citizens of Bugtussle County, respectfully require that you come up with a plan to deputize auxiliary deputies, to prevent or oppose any unconstitutional enforcement actions in Bugtussle County, effective ASAP. - signed, 500 registered voters
If he does it, you've just grown fangs for liberty teeth. If not, you've identified that he was just paying lip service, and needs to go in the next election, if not sooner.This, one hundred times this.
Consider what's in play here with the great masses of Virginia voters who are neither for us or against us: people tend to think more favorably about their local political structures than far away ones. There's a personal aspect involved at the county level that is simply lacking even at the state level. A lot of voters know some of the folks in the county government. If the local sheriff deputizes a militia, the Great Undecideds will take notice. It will be a lot harder for the biased media and Bloomberg's funding to paint the local sheriff as a racist white supremacist yahoo. It will have a sense of gravitas, that there is an emergency threat of state government tyranny that will sink in a heck of a lot easier than shouting BUT MUH SECOND AMENDMENT!
Consider further: there are around 100 second amendment sanctuary counties, but only one state government. Where do you think that the biased media and Bloomberg's flying monkeys are likely to show up? A lot of this will only get known by social media postings by our side.
And if you get several county sheriffs to do this, it can snowball - it can be positive news coverage for our side for months. The more counties that join, the bigger the sense to the Great Undecideds that maybe there really is something rotten going on in Richmond - heck, half of them already believe that. Remember, there's more trust at the county level than at the state level, and if a grass roots reaction in multiple counties gets going, then it will build credibility that the problem is in Richmond.
That looks like a lot better chance than to camo up and hand out copies of the constitution [rolls eyes].
But wait, there's more:
A good next step for those who make it to Phase Two would be the request that the sheriff (or his designated representatives) hold mandatory monthly classes for those auxiliaries. A good first start would be classes on things like:
Powers of Arrest
Basic Firearms Safety
Use of Force/Deadly Force and Rules of Engagement
IOW, just about exactly what every state without a banana on the flag requires of mall security to get a basic guard card.
Now you've given Sheriff Dawg and the good people of your county bona fides that this auxiliary can be trusted, and is answerable to the people and their designated representative, in this case the Sheriff, rather than being a bunch of yahoos.This, one thousand times this.
If the Great Undecideds see that this is their neighbors involved under the supervision and authority of the sheriff, that will have a huge impact. Their kids will be on sports teams with the kids of the militia. They will know that these aren't yahoos who want to play at soldier. There's no propaganda from Bloomberg's minions that will change those minds.
At some point, after your county's group has gotten to know who's who and what's what, you should elect leadership, and tell Sheriff Dawg that with his approval, your little band of 500 has designated the following 5 folks as auxiliary lieutenants, 10-15 as auxiliary sergeants, and 50 as auxiliary corporals, over 100s, 40-50s, and 10s, respectively. Leaders will show themselves after some time together, and chains of command work both ways, while insuring basic discipline, and demonstrating trustworthiness to your actual boss, and to the people of your county.This, one million times this.
At this point, you have something that will effectively deter Democratic jackassery. A hundred counties each with 500 militia is 50,000. If you take current military doctrine saying you need three times the defending force, Governor Blackface will need 150,000 troops for any reindeer games he might consider. FYI, that's around 20% of the US Army's strength. Good luck with that.
Or you can walk into Governor Klanhood's media trap. Quite frankly, this doesn't take more than 2 seconds thought to see which way is the winning hand. But that's not what we see from the Virginia Citizens Defense League (VCDL), which is full steam ahead on jumping off that cliff. So what gives?
I think that it's the Iron Law of Bureaucracy in action:
Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy states that in any bureaucratic organization there will be two kinds of people:
First, there will be those who are devoted to the goals of the organization. Examples are dedicated classroom teachers in an educational bureaucracy, many of the engineers and launch technicians and scientists at NASA, even some agricultural scientists and advisors in the former Soviet Union collective farming administration.
Notice how nicely this sums up, say, Wayne LaPierre and the NRA. I suspect the same at the VCDL. The leaders of that are probably realizing that they've painted themselves into the corner, but are certainly thinking that gosh, they do this every year. That's what they're about. If they don't do the Lobby Day in Richmond, then do you even need a VCDL? Do you need them?Secondly, there will be those dedicated to the organization itself. Examples are many of the administrators in the education system, many professors of education, many teachers union officials, much of the NASA headquarters staff, etc.The Iron Law states that in every case the second group will gain and keep control of the organization. It will write the rules, and control promotions within the organization.
And so it's into the valley of death.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!”The French General de division Pierre Bosquet was an observer that day at Balaclava. He famously was heard to mutter C’est magnifique, mais ce n’est pas la guerre ("It's magnificent, but it's not war"). That part is famous. What's less known is the thing that he said next: C'est de la folie ("It's madness.")
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Aesop includes in his post the Pickett's Charge scene from the film Gettysburg. It also threw men away in a hopeless charge against an entrenched enemy, giving them all the advantages of their strengths and leveraging none of the advantages of their own.
Someone at the VCDL has blundered, and the command has come to mount up and draw sabers. C’est magnifique, mais ce n’est pas la PR. C'est de la folie.
For every Southern boy fourteen years old, not once but whenever he wants it, there is the instant when it’s still not yet two o’clock on that July afternoon in 1863, the brigades are in position behind the rail fence, the guns are laid and ready in the woods and the furled flags are already loosened to break out and Pickett himself with his long oiled ringlets and his hat in one hand probably and his sword in the other looking up the hill waiting for Longstreet to give the word and it’s all in the balance, it hasn’t happened yet, it hasn’t even begun yet, it not only hasn’t begun yet but there is still time for it not to begin ...
- William Faulkner, Intruder In The Dust
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Terra Nova
NASA has discovered the first Earth-like world in the "habitable zone" - not too close to its star; not too far away (this allows for liquid water and, presumably, the possibility of life).
Thursday, January 9, 2020
I don't even know what to make of this
Well, I’m on the phone with my computer security service, and as I understand it someone compromised my IP address and is using it to download Limp Bizkit albums. I might just be a random target. But this could be an attempt to Qanon me.— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) January 8, 2020
It’s an ugly world out there.
Wednesday, January 8, 2020
Yoko Windsor
It's funny because it's true.
The TV was on and the (ex?) Royal couple came on. The Queen Of The World coined the nickname in the post title. I laughed for ten minutes.
The TV was on and the (ex?) Royal couple came on. The Queen Of The World coined the nickname in the post title. I laughed for ten minutes.
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The Gun Control House of Mirrors
The House Of Mirrors is a staple of county fairs across the land. It's a maze with mirrors for walls - the fun is in the confusion caused to the patrons as they try to get through to the end. Sometimes mirrors are convex or concave to distort the reflection, sometimes a mirror is replaced by normal glass to add to the confusion.
Interestingly, the concept first appeared in The Phantom Of The Opera in 1911, although that scene got cut in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical.
What makes the House Of Mirrors notable is that your visual senses are overwhelmed, sometimes with true images and sometimes with distorted ones. Sometimes what you see is real, through normal glass rather than a reflection. After some time in the House, your brain's ability to sort real from fake will suffer.
This is exactly what we are seeing with gun control today, particularly in Virginia. Well funded Democrats seized the entire state government - Governor, Senate, and House of Delegates - from what looks like a complacent and disorganized Republican Party. Much (or even most) of the funding came from Michael Bloomberg's gun control organization, and so there's been a tidal wave of proposed draconian gun laws. The media, biased as ever, is going right along with this.
Virginia gun owners have rallied. The most spectacular result of this is the Second Amendment Sanctuary movement, which has signed up over 90% of Virginia's counties. These counties are on record saying that they won't participate in law enforcement actions against gun owners exercising their constitutional rights. What this will mean in practice is anyone's guess, but without doubt this is a big PR loss to the Democrats. Go, Virginia!
But it isn't stopping there. The Virginia Citizens Defense League (VCDL) has held annual "Lobby Day" events where a bunch of gun owners descend on Richmond and buttonhole their Delegates to let them know that they have some clout. VCDL is planning another such event for the week after next. The problem is that they're about to walk into a House of Mirrors.
The Media is firmly in the Democrat's camp, and the prospects of a thousand gun owners assembling in front of the Capitol gives the cameras all sorts of ways of distorting the image. If 90% of gun owners show up in suits while the other 10% show up in Tactical Camo, which do you think will be shown on the Nightly News? If Agents Provocateurs mingle in the crowd (as was the case in Charlottesville), who do you think will be shown on the Nightly News?
Remember, this is the same news that ignores the pictures of the Governor dressed in KKK robes.
It seems to me that there are two groups of people who matter in the audience, and I can't see a path to successfully engaging either:
1. The general public. They will get their news from TV, from the paper, from Youtube, and from Social Media. Each and every one of these can be assumed to be in full censor mode, suppressing good messaging and images while hyping any dumbassery (whether natively among the protesters or from false flag operators). The VCDL has zero control over this. Expect for public support for gun ownership to slip somewhat in the aftermath of this media House Of Mirrors.
2. The Delegates. Democrats here will not be impressed; after all, they just won an election and swept to control over the entire state government. Republicans will watch the effect on the general public. If support for gun ownership goes down (whether a little or a lot), then the whole lobby day exercise will be driving in reverse. Again, VCDL has zero control over this.
What is particularly unfortunate is that this comes hard on the heels of an overwhelming victory in the sanctuary movement. That effort played to gun owners' strengths and avoided their opponent's strengths. There was very little formal media presence in the almost 100 county meetings discussing sanctuary resolutions. Almost all social media was from the pro-gun side. This was key in the PR triumph.
That's not what will happen the week after next. Indeed, it will be the reverse. Why would anyone expect a massive PR win for the Democrats under these conditions?
Aesop seems to be shouting into the wind, although he speaks the Truth:
Sure, it's a Cold Civil War. Sure the Democrats are doing this to show the Deplorables who's boss. Sure, none of this will change violence or crime levels one bit.
But it's stupid. Sometimes it's easier to not do something stupid than it is to do something smart.
Interestingly, the concept first appeared in The Phantom Of The Opera in 1911, although that scene got cut in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical.
What makes the House Of Mirrors notable is that your visual senses are overwhelmed, sometimes with true images and sometimes with distorted ones. Sometimes what you see is real, through normal glass rather than a reflection. After some time in the House, your brain's ability to sort real from fake will suffer.
This is exactly what we are seeing with gun control today, particularly in Virginia. Well funded Democrats seized the entire state government - Governor, Senate, and House of Delegates - from what looks like a complacent and disorganized Republican Party. Much (or even most) of the funding came from Michael Bloomberg's gun control organization, and so there's been a tidal wave of proposed draconian gun laws. The media, biased as ever, is going right along with this.
Virginia gun owners have rallied. The most spectacular result of this is the Second Amendment Sanctuary movement, which has signed up over 90% of Virginia's counties. These counties are on record saying that they won't participate in law enforcement actions against gun owners exercising their constitutional rights. What this will mean in practice is anyone's guess, but without doubt this is a big PR loss to the Democrats. Go, Virginia!
But it isn't stopping there. The Virginia Citizens Defense League (VCDL) has held annual "Lobby Day" events where a bunch of gun owners descend on Richmond and buttonhole their Delegates to let them know that they have some clout. VCDL is planning another such event for the week after next. The problem is that they're about to walk into a House of Mirrors.
The Media is firmly in the Democrat's camp, and the prospects of a thousand gun owners assembling in front of the Capitol gives the cameras all sorts of ways of distorting the image. If 90% of gun owners show up in suits while the other 10% show up in Tactical Camo, which do you think will be shown on the Nightly News? If Agents Provocateurs mingle in the crowd (as was the case in Charlottesville), who do you think will be shown on the Nightly News?
Remember, this is the same news that ignores the pictures of the Governor dressed in KKK robes.
It seems to me that there are two groups of people who matter in the audience, and I can't see a path to successfully engaging either:
1. The general public. They will get their news from TV, from the paper, from Youtube, and from Social Media. Each and every one of these can be assumed to be in full censor mode, suppressing good messaging and images while hyping any dumbassery (whether natively among the protesters or from false flag operators). The VCDL has zero control over this. Expect for public support for gun ownership to slip somewhat in the aftermath of this media House Of Mirrors.
2. The Delegates. Democrats here will not be impressed; after all, they just won an election and swept to control over the entire state government. Republicans will watch the effect on the general public. If support for gun ownership goes down (whether a little or a lot), then the whole lobby day exercise will be driving in reverse. Again, VCDL has zero control over this.
What is particularly unfortunate is that this comes hard on the heels of an overwhelming victory in the sanctuary movement. That effort played to gun owners' strengths and avoided their opponent's strengths. There was very little formal media presence in the almost 100 county meetings discussing sanctuary resolutions. Almost all social media was from the pro-gun side. This was key in the PR triumph.
That's not what will happen the week after next. Indeed, it will be the reverse. Why would anyone expect a massive PR win for the Democrats under these conditions?
Aesop seems to be shouting into the wind, although he speaks the Truth:
Yet again, the choice for Virginians is not doing something vs. doing nothing.Anonymous commenters at his place make it plain that they have no intention of even looking at the yawning chasm that they're about to tumble into. This is unfortunate because most of us find ourselves tethered to them, and they're fixin' to pull us all in after them.
It's a choice between doing something stupid and futile, vs. doing something smart.
Sure, it's a Cold Civil War. Sure the Democrats are doing this to show the Deplorables who's boss. Sure, none of this will change violence or crime levels one bit.
But it's stupid. Sometimes it's easier to not do something stupid than it is to do something smart.
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