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Friday, November 2, 2012

Awwww

It seems that the Washington D.C. paparazzi don't want Romney to win, because it's bad for business:
Photographer Gene Young thinks Romney could force the paparazzi to abandon Washington altogether.
“If he were to win, you might have, say, Kelsey Grammer or Jon Voight, but that’s not money you can make off the photographers,” said Young. “You’re not going to have the Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, Will Smith, the big name A-Listers who come and support Barack Obama. … You’ll have to travel or maybe you’ll have to find something totally different to shoot.”
I wept actual tears when I read this, not for the parasitic photogs - who are the 1% who get J. Lo pix - but for the rest of us (the 99%) who are tragically celebrityless.  It's time to share the wealth, paparazzi!  From each according to his F-Stop, to each according to her Pinterest!  You Patriarchal scum.

7 comments:

Boat Guy said...

Breaks my heart when parasites get starved...

Rev. Paul said...

"...according to her Pinterest"

Gigglesnort.

Good one.

ProudHillbilly said...

Snicker.

Ken said...

I'm having a heck of a time finding a downside to making Sta-Puft the form of the destructor ;-) (okay, I'm not, but knowing that all the right people will be upset don't hurt none).

Ajdshootist said...

You mean they might have to take pictures of Real People not Actors like BHO.

Old NFO said...

Agree with Ajdshootist!!! :-)

Broken Andy said...

WIN!