Last night I ate beef stew and then watched a western with my gun on the desk in front of me--my neighbors were outside screaming at each other, and I was worried something might happen.
I have heard they will lock you away "in some not so funny farm" if you're caught with a gun in your mouth, the rest of this hearty manly breakfast appears both yummy and quite sane.
You will get a little vacation time in a nice lockdown unit wearing breezy gowns that show your butt and wearing slippers for a few days while you are evaluated. How do I kn? I have taken my share of patients to said facilities in the back of my ambulance. Anyhow. Scrambled eggs? No! Fried! Over Easy! With Tabasco! and your right about the bacon. Not enough.
Scrambled with lots of cheese. Plus sauteed onions and mushrooms covering it all. Does need more bacon.
After that a short walk through the woods to the range...or just down to the creek to try and spot those damn beavers that seem intent on flooding the bottoms.
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Last night I ate beef stew and then watched a western with my gun on the desk in front of me--my neighbors were outside screaming at each other, and I was worried something might happen.
Um ... I thought the phrase "eat your gun" had an entirely different and much more sinister meaning.
I have heard they will lock you away "in some not so funny farm" if you're caught with a gun in your mouth, the rest of this hearty manly breakfast appears both yummy and quite sane.
You will get a little vacation time in a nice lockdown unit wearing breezy gowns that show your butt and wearing slippers for a few days while you are evaluated. How do I kn? I have taken my share of patients to said facilities in the back of my ambulance.
Anyhow. Scrambled eggs? No! Fried! Over Easy! With Tabasco! and your right about the bacon. Not enough.
Scrambled with lots of cheese. Plus sauteed onions and mushrooms covering it all. Does need more bacon.
After that a short walk through the woods to the range...or just down to the creek to try and spot those damn beavers that seem intent on flooding the bottoms.
The guy needs to get himself a proper knife though. That little tanto point isn't good for skinning animals or batoning wood for a fire.
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