Someone with far more time and money than sense has developed a “real flame smart candle” that can be controlled over Bluetooth. No, really.
[blink] [blink]The Ludela smart candle is some kind of bastard offspring of an electric vape and a wax candle. Boasting a “real flame”, the ludicrous Ludela candle comes with a smartphone app that allows idiots who hand over good beer tokens for more than one of these things to control the light (flame) level remotely.
I'm actually speechless. I'd mock this, but it really seems that it comes pre-mocked.
“The safety module was developed and rigorously tested by some of the world's finest engineers of Surface Ink in San Jose, California."Well that explains it. Probably after drinking $43 martinis. Is it National Punch-A-Silicon-Valley-Hipster Week yet?