What's a little annoying to realize (after writing a couple thousand researched words on the subject) is that I've been approaching it completely wrong.
Well, I guess that the good thing is that I know what I need to write, although it's going to take me a few days to do it right. In the meantime, tune in to Squirrel Report tonight, which may be the first ever Secret Squirrel Report. Call in, and you can either grill me or tell me what a l4m3r I am. Either way, it should be amusing.