I'd get some of this

PETA BBQ sauce:

The description is pretty righteous:

From the Chile Pepper Republic comes another sauce for People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. Where's the beef ...and the veal, pork, and chicken too? And don't forget the whale, dolphin, baby seal, and panda. Loving all God's creatures next to my potatoes.

Tasty mockery, right there.