Tolerance, good temper and sympathy — they are what matter really, and if the human race is not to collapse they must come to the front before long.
- E. M. Forster
What's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke?
Just the first letter.
Two I heard recently:Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"My friend walked up and said, "What rhymes with orange."I said, "No it doesn't."
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