Tolerance, good temper and sympathy — they are what matter really, and if the human race is not to collapse they must come to the front before long.
- E. M. Forster
What did the Llama say when she was invited to a picnic?
Great! Alpaca lunch.
That one was baa-a-a-aad. Now, don't you feel sheepish?
Great. You have called down The Alpacalypse...or perhap, Llamageddon...
Don't dally, llama, we will be late...
What is a 1-l lama? A Buddhist monk.What is a 2-l llama? A South American pack animal.What is a 3-l LLLama? A really big fire.Kurt
What did the canary say when his cage broke?"Cheap, cheap, cheap..."
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