1. Welcome, thanks for being here.This is pretty funny, in a "Ha Ha Only Serious" way. Language warning, though.
2. Thanks for offering help with hurricanes, but we don’t need any.
3. I’m the best President
4. America FUCKING ROCKS!!
5. It’s the current year!
6. I know some of you bitch-ass bitches in here support terrorism. I got my eye on you motherfuckers.