Keeping the muzzle pointed in a safe direction since 2008
Needs a playing card stuck in the front fork so it'll sounds like a Harley!
WTF is right... sigh
Well, you know, once you lose your license, you gotta make do with what you have.
Actually, I expect that many "Green" "chicks" would indeed swoon over this. And with their typical hygiene practices, I have no doubt they could rapidly give it a true "hog" smell...
Look on the positive side: the bike doesn't need a kickstand! No more leaning it against walls and fences. Might, I say might, be more likely to stay upright when the rider has had a few too many. Built-in "training" wheels effect. Energy hog; peddling that much contact patch will give you a heavy workout in a short distance, as opposed to a regular bike.Self-contained life preserver, in case you wander into the local river after over imbibing.Reserve air supply for the front tire.
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