Woah

Scene, chez Borepatch:

#1 son: I'm riding my bike to the library.

Me: Well done, you. What are you getting?

#1 son: Faust. By that german dude.

Me: Goethe. You get that assigned in English?

#1 son: Nah. Camelot has some cool songs about him, and so I thought I'd read it.

Me: !!!

Rock 'n' Roll. Corrupting the youth of America. As Insty would say, "Faster, please."