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Saturday, December 1, 2012

Rodney Carrington - Little Things That Piss Me Off

Ever have one of those days?  Ever had one of those weeks?  You know that there's a Country song for that.

Rodney Carrington combines stand up comedy and country music, and it works a lot better than you might think.  Offered without further commentary, because it's been one of those weeks.



Little Things That Piss Me Off (Songwriter: Rodney Carrington)
When I sitting on the toilet
in a house that I don't know,
looking all around me
for where the toilet paper goes,
I'm feeling a little uneasy
I'm feeling a little uncertain
'cause I got to wipe my butt again
with a shower curtain.

It's those little things
those itty-bitty things
It's those little things like that
that piss me off.

When I pick up on a woman
and I take her home to bed
she starts to take her clothes off
and she [hell, you know]
I asked her what her name was
and she told me it was Venus
I reached down between her legs
...

It's those little things
those itty-bitty things
It's those little things like that
that piss me off.

Last night I went out drinkin'
in my old Daddy's Lincoln
I hit a tree and killed a friend
I screamed and hollered
'cause he owed me twenty dollars
I know I'll never see it again

[I know what you're thinking - Hell, he's dead!  Take it out of his pocket!]

Last night I went out drinkin'
in my old Daddy's Lincoln
I hit a tree and killed a friend
Two friends, a couple orphans, and a nun.

It's those little things
those itty-bitty things
It's those little things like that
that piss me off.
I hope you have a delightfully non-pissed-off day.

3 comments:

MSgt B said...

Love his stuff

Old NFO said...

Gonna go sight in a rifle... :-)

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