Monday, November 22, 2021


What kind of cow is hairy on both the inside and the outside?

The kind that is standing in the barn door. 


chestnut said...

can you splain Lucy?

Goober said...


The cow, being as it's standing half in and half out of the barn, is half inside of the barn, and half outside of the barn. Since a cow is uniformly hairy over it's entire body (or thereabouts), the half that is inside the barn is hairy, and the half that is outside of the barn is also hairy. Therefore, it is both hairy on the inside of the barn and the outside of the barn. Hairy on both the inside and the outside.

It's a particularly bad joke, which makes it a really good Dad joke.

The Neon Madman said...

Does that particular cow give half-and-half?

Justin_O_Guy said...

It's a very healt conscious cow and only gives Fat Free half and half. Before you laugh at me, Duude, they actually Sell that!
I know.. It's Not Half and Half by definition, but it's in the cooler next to the real stuff.

MrGarabaldi said...

hey Borepatch;

I compliment you, my wife said that's the worst "Dad's joke so far", Excellent.