Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Dad Joke CXXV

Gaijin email today's Dad Joke:

Why are there no Momtarts?  The Pastriarchy.


libertyman said...

That's it. These Dad jokes are toast.

GregMan said...

That one put me in a jam.

Rib said...

I got one! When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar.

Goober said...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

Aaron said...

Simply Awesome. Caused my daughter to have a complete eye-roll in response.