It has all the robust security of moonbeams and cotton candy

Some administrator thought it would be a good idea to have the store public address system available by dialing a particular extension.  From anywhere.  Hilarity ensues:

Explicit audio from a pornographic film was blasted out for all to hear. And it kept playing. And playing. For 15 minutes.

Young, who was shopping with her three-year-old twin boys, uploaded the clip to Facebook. (Obvious warning: it has rude audio.)

This is why we can't have nice things ...