Saturday, December 7, 2013

Quote of the Day: Good looking ass department

This one is for my lady readers.  The Boston Red Sox hunky center fielder Jacoby Ellsbury has signed a big deal to play for the hated New York Yankees.  I always liked Ellsbury, and wish him well.  Chris Lynch brings this pretty perceptive thought:
As much as Ellsbury is making with the Yankees - he has the potential to make as much if he gets some type of Jockey or Calvin Klein deals. Ellsbury (and his ass) was the favorite of almost every girl in Boston. I predict it won't be long before you see 30 foot tall billboards of his backside at Times Square.
Interestingly, there don't seem to be a lot of pictures showing off the, err, asset that Chris describes.  Perhaps this is closest.


Ladies, this does not do him justice.  Look for him to appear in a Jockey ad near you.

P.S. My gentlemen readers who are baseball fans should click through for Chris' other analysis of Ellsbury's baseball skills.  I'm not convinced that he's in the same league as Mickey Mantle and Reggie Jackson, but Chris has actual numbers to make his case.

3 comments:

libertyman said...

Hate to see him go, especially to NY.

It would have been way too ironic if he had signed with the Indians.

Borepatch said...

LOL. I'm sure that Francona would love to have that sort of payroll.

SiGraybeard said...

While I can't comment on the subject matter, the title itself is a QoTD.