Thursday, May 10, 2012

So you're worried about The Man gettin' all snoopy and up in your bidness with your home WiFi?  Worried about your neighbors H4X0ring you in 7 minutes?

Fear not, Citizen, help is at hand.  The market is about to see introduced a line of WiFi shielding wall paper to attenuate stray, err, nocturnal emissions from Chez Vouz:
As you know, setting up a solid Wi-Fi password is never enough: Illuminati aliens can bypass such menial protection techniques. With this Wi-Fi blocking wallpaper, though, hacking into your home router is near impossible from outside the room, French site L'Informaticien reports.

As long as you cover your windows up too, that is.

While up to three different frequencies can be blocked simultaneously, the paper still lets through GSM and 4G signals, so I wouldn't take that tinfoil hat off just yet.
And if that isn't enough, there's WiFi shielding paint that that can put the "S" in your SCIF*.  Because you can't have too much security, don't you know.  Sadly, there's no word as to whether the paint comes in decorator colors or plain old Fed.Gov Battleship Grey.

* Secure Compartmented Information Facility.  If you don't know what this is, it's because you have no Need To Know ...

13 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

I don't avoid women, Mandrake, but I DO deny them my Essence.

Maura said...

SCIF rooms are de rigueur here in DC these days. I regularly bid specialized sound attenuators and other HVAC bits to everyone from Government facility upgrades to big Corporations who are worried about security. You know you're Someone with a capital S if you've got a SCIF room in your house...and yes...I've seen more than one private residence come across my desk for bid.

Borepatch said...

Maura, that's insanely cool. Some day maybe the Mrs. and I can buy you a beer and swap Intel stories ...

And we'll have to include T-Bolt for his Intel stories. And input on how to Zombie-froof a SCIF.

45er said...

By far, my favorite tin-foil hat picture. Probably my favorite because the guy wearing it isn't kidding around. You'll have to copy and paste, I'm too lazy tonight to html a link.

http://meiobit.com/wp-content/uploads/tin-foil-hat_thumb.jpg

Ian Argent said...

But, can you install a SCIF on a skiff?

(Where else would I keep my skiffy stories?)

Borepatch said...

Ian wins the Internets!

SiGraybeard said...

Now if we could only get some of that transparent aluminum that Scotty used to get the whales back to the 24th century, we could make windows radiopaque, too.

(actually, there are some ceramics that people claim are transparent aluminum, just kinda pricey for making windows out of)

Maura said...

*snort* it's actually funny because mechanical engineers call them "Sciffies"

- as in "Hey Mike, what are you working on today?"

"I'm designing a Sciffie for DOJ right now."

Old NFO said...

Farrady cages... :-)

The Czar of Muscovy said...

Of course, windows can be made secure against wireless by covering them with highly reflective Mylar, facing inward.

Um, of course, that means that you won't be able to see out your windows, and everyone will be able to see in. But that's the price you pay if you want privacy.

Mrmacs said...

Wire mesh embedded in the glass, or fine copper mesh.
Or heavy curtains and sound attenuators is what we use. No RF devices allowed in a SAPF. Now if you know what that is, we need to talk.

Anonymous said...

hahahahah that's so funny. the funniest part is with all the crap they go through to remain secure, 9 times out of 10 an 'anonymous source' leaks the information anyway. good old HUMINT..

Ian Argent said...

Social engineering >> technical security measures. As for paint color, battleship grey makes a pretty decent primer, usually.