Actually, it's astronishing just how true this is

"How's that startup going, son?"  Check.

"Hey Borepatch, got a 'sploit for foo?" Check.

"I didn't quite understand your status update, but it sounds like things are under control." Check.

Err, married 24 years this month.  She's on to me.

Been a while since I've talked much with the media.  Good thing, too: I seem to always get misquoted.  I think it's because I try not to do the whole there is no spoon thing ...

Shamelessly stolen from Chris Byrne.