Monday, June 7, 2021

Dad joke LXXXV

How many feet are in a yard?

It depends on how many people are standing in it. 

3 comments:

The Neon Madman said...

I'm not going to step in it ....

libertyman said...

Just count the number of feet and divide by two to get the number of people.

Richard said...

Dogs have feet too. Usually 4 but occasionally 2 or 3.