Thursday, June 3, 2021

Dad joke LXXXII

What did the tomato say to his friends when he was running late?

Don't worry, I'll ketchup. 


The Neon Madman said...

He better hurry, wouldn't want to find himself in a pickle.

libertyman said...

A dicey comment, I know, but would his tomato friends be crushed or stewed if he didn't?