Thursday, June 3, 2021

Dad joke LXXXII

What did the tomato say to his friends when he was running late?

Don't worry, I'll ketchup. 

2 comments:

The Neon Madman said...

He better hurry, wouldn't want to find himself in a pickle.

libertyman said...

A dicey comment, I know, but would his tomato friends be crushed or stewed if he didn't?