I remember shortly after moving there, asking an employee at Cabella’s if he had any recommendations for a gun safe. “Well, son,” he said to me in complete seriousness, “m’boy moved away to college a few years ago so I reinforced the door frame and just turned the whole guest room into a gun vault. Have ya thought ‘bout doing sumthin like that?” Good God, I thought. And then, when we moved into a new house this year, it had a walk in closet turned into gun vault. Welcome to Texas.Yeah, yeah: fire protection, are the walls reinforced, yadda yadda. Don't mess with Texas, especially they're causing cerebral hemorrhages in East Coast Progressives.
Hat tip: Isegoria, who always finds cool stuff.