Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Exciting Spam is exciting

Sometimes the Spam filter contains a higher caliber dross.
Neighborhood resident David Plunkett said she or he saw the type of male chimpanzee jump on apex of any police car - who has its lights on additionally an police agency inside - preceding the entire animal jumped you can each of our ground additionally headed towards a single vacant lot.  "We tried if you want to establish a brand new perimeter until that experts arrived," said Representative Marcus Martin, a trustworthy Las Vegas police spokesman. "But in the least to get ones to begin with animal, they start to couldn't getting there of spare time."  "They got competeing, and then the police did what folks had to assist you to would," said Paolone, a particular paving company worker who ended up being in work from the course of generally commotion then seemed to be to prevented regarding a good season anywhere from returning to positively his house and police investigated
I'm glad that this was a trustworthy Las Vegas spokesman, or who knows how it might have turned out.

4 comments:

Paul, Dammit! said...

This reads like a Lenovo quick-start guide. "Ctrl-Alt-Del to banish program to the land of wind and ghosts!"

Dave H said...

I wonder if somebody's trying to test the "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters" theory with a botnet.

I've heard it claimed that AOL was an attempt to test it as well.

ProudHillbilly said...

And don't forget, resist we much.

Cormac said...

Makes more sense than a lot of what you hear around this time every four years...
I'd vote for him (it?).