Danish researchers have announced a theory that may not only explain why people all over the world are getting fatter and fatter, but also warn of the serious consequences for life on Earth of continued pollution of the atmosphere by CO2 emissions.Well, of course it does. The Scienciness is Settled®: Global Warmening causes everything!
In itself, the theory is quite simple: CO2 contributes to making us fat.
Got to regulate the Buster Poindexter emissions. Err, or learn the difference between correlation and causation.
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Err, or learn the difference between correlation and causation. Dude, that would be, like, totally too hard. I mean, it's bad enough I had to take some sort of sadistics class to get here. Now you want me to use it?!? Dude!!....
This still makes me giggle.
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