My youngest is older than that. And that's how long the Congressional Budget Office says the economy will last before "shutting down" because of the government debt crisis.
It's not true that Nero fiddled while Rome burned. It's a true fact that he didn't do anything to put out the flames. Me, I have a retirement plan: don't retire.
UPDATE 27 March 2012 20:50: So much for "The Greatest Generation," who've impoverished their grandchildren. J'accuse.