Sweet. Even sweeter is how Orlando International Airport is telling the TSA not to let it hit them in the gropeables on the way out:
Gee, ya think? Come on - what's a visit to Magic Kingdom without a trip on the Pedobear ride? It's a "E" ticket!One of America’s busiest airports, Orlando Sanford International, has announced it will opt out of using TSA workers to screen passengers, a move which threatens the highly unpopular federal agency’s role in other airports across the nation.“The president of the airport said Tuesday that he would apply again to use private operators to screen passengers, using federal standards and oversight,” reports the Miami Herald.
Larry Dale hinted that the move was motivated by the innumerable horror stories passengers have told of their encounters with the TSA, noting that the change was designed to provide a more “customer friendly” operation.