Tolerance, good temper and sympathy — they are what matter really, and if the human race is not to collapse they must come to the front before long.
- E. M. Forster
When a cougar gets so old that she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leopard.
(Hat tip to The Queen Of The World who suggested this one. Maybe that makes it a Mom Joke ...)
I thought Def Leopard was what happened when you took Pantera to a Who concert, and sat them right in front of the amps...?
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