That's funny, right there. I guess I have to add this:Here is one [disinfectant] specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People:Hey, kids! Know what's really good at killing the WuFlu virus on surfaces? A mixture of bleach and ammonia, that's what!Probably works, too. There's just the slight side effect of the user and bystanders coming down with N2H4 pneumonia. (Yes, that's a thing, though technically it's pulmonary edema. Seriously, this is a Bad Idea. But you know someone will push it sooner or later, sans disclaimer.)
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS! Mixing bleach and ammonia will create chlorine gas, which will kill you graveyard dead. Seriously, the only way you could do a more realistic simulation of the Western Front would be to dig a trench next to the street and string barbed wire.
Still funny snark, though.