Except that goose is NOT on the "food chain" in any hive. Unless, of course, he makes the mistake of attacking a Hispanic, a Black, a Homosexual, a Muslim, a "Law Enforcement" officer, or one of the Elite. In which case some fine "Law Enforcement" officer will empty his service weapon into the bird. But if goosey decides to attack a White or an Asian, that same "Law Enforcement" officer will merely laugh his head off.
At the university, I was verbally reprimanded by a stranger for kicking a duck that bit me as I walked by. These people don't just forget their place in the food chain, they abandon it, and demand you do so as well.
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Except that goose is NOT on the "food chain" in any hive. Unless, of course, he makes the mistake of attacking a Hispanic, a Black, a Homosexual, a Muslim, a "Law Enforcement" officer, or one of the Elite. In which case some fine "Law Enforcement" officer will empty his service weapon into the bird. But if goosey decides to attack a White or an Asian, that same "Law Enforcement" officer will merely laugh his head off.
As someone who raises geese, I can tell you it needs stronger language. Geese are freaking mean. Damn mean.
As someone who raises geese, I can tell you it needs stronger language. Geese are freaking mean. Damn mean.
At the university, I was verbally reprimanded by a stranger for kicking a duck that bit me as I walked by. These people don't just forget their place in the food chain, they abandon it, and demand you do so as well.
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