Sunday, November 1, 2015


The Onion writes about China's biggest computer security problem:
BEIJING—Despite devoting countless resources toward rectifying the issue, Chinese government officials announced Monday that the country has struggled to recruit hackers fast enough to keep pace with vulnerabilities in U.S. security systems. “With new weaknesses in U.S. networks popping up every day, we simply don’t have the manpower to effectively exploit every single loophole in their security protocols,” said security minister Liu Xiang, who confirmed that the thousands of Chinese computer experts employed to expose flaws in American data systems are just no match for the United States’ increasingly ineffective digital safeguards
I'm only laughing on the outside.


Guffaw in AZ said...

Nice that they are our 'friends'.


R.K. Brumbelow said...

When Onion articles ring closer to the truth than the major networks stories we are all fux0r'd. Shall we all grab our ankles at once or is it kinder to the chicoms to do it sequentially?