Heh.In surprising news from the colonies, the one ring has been found by ahalfling9-year old man-child in Kermit, Texas. It’s discovery was announced when the man-child in question attempted to use the power of the one ring to make another man-child invisible.The finding of Isildur’s Bane in such circumstances bears remarkable similarities to its last return from hiding in the shadows upon the banks of the Anduin back in the middle of the Third Age, so to find it causing strife among the school districts of the Texas / New Mexico border is perhaps not so surprising.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Quote of the Day
Brits are (justifiably) mocking American public school idiocy:
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That's the way to do it. :)
Word has it that Sauron has been seen at the White House too.
Well, with any luck, the School Board will pat her little head and wish her the best of luck in her next job.
Honestly, what do you expect in a town named after a Muppet ...
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