Sunday, January 22, 2023

All The Problems Must Be Solved

The U.S. State Department has taken the time to ban the use of the Times New Roman font in all official communication.

Henceforth all communication will be in Calibri. All units have until February 6th, 2023 to be in compliance.

 Here at Borepatch we will be experimenting with fonts until we find one that no one likes.

 Maybe something that looks like cursive? 





1chota said...

insert laughing emoji with tears-

Joe Texan said...

I think the government should switch to using Comic Sans, because it's such a joke.

LindaG said...

Okay, the last one is too small when you are 70 with bifocals.
There's my vote. ;-)
You all be safe and God bless.

Tripwire said...

No, the Marines are REQUIRED to use crayons.
And the Gunny better not find any damn teeth marks.

matism said...

Cannot use anything that looks like cursive. That be rasicts!
Never forget the George Zimmerman trial.

Unknown said...

Heck, they might as well use "Threat Note Font ™", which is made up of characters that have been cut from magazines and advertisements.

SiGraybeard said...

Hey... that's a good one, Unknown! "Threat Note Font ™" wins the Internet for the day.

TechieDude said...

It's gratifying to know that with all the trouble in the world, they managed to complete this most important task.

Archer said...

@TechieDude: What trouble? China is growing stronger with the help of Iranian oil while we hobble ourselves with "green energy" failures and ban gas stoves and furnaces, North Korea is launching missiles toward Japan with the presumed goal of reaching mainland America, Russia is getting punchier the longer the Ukraine thing goes on, and Israel is being actively threatened with extermination by its neighbors. (OK, that last one's not new, but still....)

Brandon's administration is A-OK with all this. Thus, there's no trouble, and the State Department can act on the important issues. Like which fonts are allowed in their communications, and which curtains will coordinate best with the carpets and Kamala's pant-suits.