Monday, July 2, 2018

Sure, sure. Everyone will just turn in their guns.




Yup.  Great plan.

5 comments:

B said...

Canoe accident. Terrible thing. All gone.

except this one. That's the only one left. 'bout that, boys.

Sorry 'bout that, boys.

Andrew Wetzel said...

Fire resistant, the safe was fire resistant... But I pushed it into the river to put the fire out. Being all responsible and all that, not wanting to put Fire Personnel at risk. And then the current pulled it away. Terrible, terrible.

I would have recovered everything, but you all banned magnet fishing...

Bad enough that the Fire Department fined me for fighting my own fire...

And the EPA is on my butt for Polluting a Waterway/Watershed/Official Government Puddle...



(No, really, using magnets to snag things out of 'municipal waterways' has been banned all over, especially in those places that have effectively banned guns. We live in Heinlein's "Crazy Times" we do...)

(And, yes, some Fire Departments will fine you for putting out your own fire. Usually in those same places that have effectively banned guns...)

(At least the old EPA. We'll see what atrocities are inflicted by the new EPA. I have my hopes on the upper management, but the leftist rank and file? Don't trust them.)

Suz said...

Well, yes, it is fire resistant, but the door was left open by my wife...so it all burned up, because only the outside is fire resistant...

Old NFO said...

Boating accident... sigh...

Rich in NC said...

What??? You DON'T Believe me? That's how it really happened.
Honest Injun'. That's 'My Story™', and I'm stickin' to it.