Thursday, January 2, 2014

Who hates Global Warming now?

Why, the UN IPCC, who publishes all those ZOMGThermageddon!!!!11!!!eleventy! reports you've been reading about in your daily fishwrap.  But even the IPCC is walking back from the Global Warbeninz ledge:
Unnoticed, the IPCC has slashed its global-warming predictions, implicitly rejecting the models on which it once so heavily and imprudently relied. In the second draft of the Fifth Assessment Report it had broadly agreed with the models that the world will warm by 0.4 to 1.0 Cº from 2016-2035 against 1986-2005. But in the final draft it quietly cut the 30-year projection to 0.3-0.7 Cº, saying the warming is more likely to be at the lower end of the range [equivalent to about 0.4 Cº over 30 years]. If that rate continued till 2100, global warming this century could be as little as 1.3 Cº.
Remember how we were all going to burn up?  Remember how everyone who didn't believe the IPCC reports was a beastly Denier, because Science®!? OK, here's the IPCC (Science®!) saying what we beastly Deniers™ have been saying.

What, you don't like it, Mr. SWPL Enviro-weenie?  Are you denying Science®!?  Oh, and can you spell "shadenfreude"?

Hey all you SWPL Deniers - get off of my lawn!

1 comment:

ProudHillbilly said...

Come now, without global warming we wouldn't have the current daily entertainment of a ship of and tourists being thoroughly trapped in ice in the Antarctic.