If you don’t want a man unhappy politically, don’t give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. --Fahrenheit 451
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can't jump.
Nope, got nothing. I can't find a foundation on which to build a pun. You are home free this time.
If you deck the house out with wings, maybe?
But what if it's a mobile home?
Just for the record, if you are recovering from cataract surgery and read "house" as "horse," it is a real mind bender.
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