Sunday, January 22, 2023

All The Problems Must Be Solved

The U.S. State Department has taken the time to ban the use of the Times New Roman font in all official communication.

Henceforth all communication will be in Calibri. All units have until February 6th, 2023 to be in compliance.

 Here at Borepatch we will be experimenting with fonts until we find one that no one likes.

 Maybe something that looks like cursive? 


 

 

 

Gabriel Fauré - Requiem in D Minor

A friend called a couple days ago to say that his father had died unexpectedly.  The funeral is tomorrow and since it's on Florida's west coast I will be able to be there.  It's a shame that we sometimes don't see people close to us until a funeral brings us together.

My father didn't die suddenly which gave me a chance to visit him often during his last year.  More than a decade later, I don't feel like anything that needed to be said wasn't said.  My friend didn't get that same blessing.

Memento mori, remember that you too are mortal.  If you have something unsaid that needs to be said to someone close, embrace the fierce urgency of now.



Thursday, January 19, 2023

A 3D printed gun design gets past European regulations

That toothpaste isn't going back in the tube:

The FGC-9 stands out from previous 3D-printed firearms designs, in part because it was specifically designed to circumvent European gun regulations:

Thus, unlike its predecessors, the FGC-9 does not require the use of any commercially produced firearm parts. Instead, it can be produced using only unregulated commercial off-the-shelf (COTS) components. For example, instead of an industrially produced firearms barrel, the FGC-9 uses a piece of a pre-hardened 16 mm O.D. hydraulic tubing.

 

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

The Wolfgang Chronicles - II

 


Wolfgang says hi to the cows.  Up north at Castle Borepatch there were deer for him to talk to.  Here in Florida he has to be satisfied with Bessie.

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Dad Joke CCXXXXIII

Four men are on a boat.  They have five cigarettes but nothing to light them with.

They throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Monday, January 16, 2023

Army Air Corps cartoon training film: Gunnery on the B-29

This is surprisingly good - both the script and the video.  I had never known how the B-29 robot gun turrets worked and this explains the whole thing in an entertaining manner. 


From the days when Hollywood was on our side.

"Artificial Intelligence" is the new Ship Of Fools

BMW introducing AI that talks to you.  Comrade Misfit is horrified (language alert):

A German car that talks to you? "Nein, nein, nein! Ve are not moving until you fasten your seatbelt" 'Ach du lieber, you spilled your coffee ON MY CLEAN FLOOR! WIPE IT UP, NOW!!"

Snerk.  This will take the current spoken GPS turn-by-turn directions to a new level: "REPEAT ZEE INSTRUCTIONS!!!"

Also, we're told that AI can make a better playlist, and that the bot is "your AI friend".  Nazzo fast:

"AI can now build you a better playlist"

No it can't.

And I don't have an AI friend.

(via)



That's some Top Shelf mockery, right there

Seen at Western Rifle Shooters:

Also:


This is also pretty effective culture war insurgency.  Consider:

  1. It's funny, and not just to us Deplorables.
  2. The humor comes from an obvious core of B.S., recognized even by non-Deplorables.
  3. It forces people to consider that the same sort of weak arguments are used for gun control.
Full marks for effective mockery.

[stands]

[clap] [clap] [clap]

I'm tempted to make one up myself, along the lines of "You can have my Viking Range when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands!"
 

Saturday, January 14, 2023

The Dillards - Buckin' Mule

The Queen Of The World and I love bluegrass.  It's an old type of music, but until the 1960s was pretty much confined to the Appalachian region of the country.  But it got introduced to the broader country on The Andy Griffith Show, with the Darling family (played by The Dillards).  Certainly it made The Dillards famous; here they are performing on The Judy Garland Show in '63 or '64. 


Here they are performing with Andy on his show.  This may be the finest version of Dooley ever recorded.

Friday, January 13, 2023

Thursday, January 12, 2023

Rest in peace, Jeff Beck

When I think of Jeff Beck, I think of The Yardbirds, perhaps the greatest failed rock band ever.  Their lead guitarists included (in order) Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, and Jimmy Page.  These three are in pretty much everyone's list of top 10 guitarists, and they all played for the same band.

Thus, the greatest rock band.  And also the greatest failed rock band.

But he was never an easy member of any band.  Maybe that was part of the special mix that made The Yardbirds the greatest failed rock band.  But the music was great, and his guitar playing was spectacular.

Tonight The Choir Invisible has finer accompaniment. 

Wednesday, January 11, 2023

Dad Joke CCXXXXII

There's a fine line between numerator and denominator. 

Tuesday, January 10, 2023

Rest in peace, Sgt Bob

Wirecutter posts sad news:  Southwest Florida Blogshoot alumnus Sgt. Bob has taken his life after a long struggle with untreatable pain.  His family posted some wise words:

If you or someone you know is thinking of suicide, call 988. It’s a nationwide number for crisis response. You don’t even have to be in the same city as the person you’re calling about. And if you have any other identifying information about them do not wait to try and contact their family members.

Ave atque vale, Bob.

Recommended Security Tool: Password Managers

Divemedic has an outstanding series of posts on passwords and password managers.  He is covering this in depth, so I will just point you towards his posts and strongly recommend that you go read all of them.

Also, if you currently use the LastPass password manager, you need to know that Bad Guys compromised LastPass and stole the database of people's passwords.  This actually shows the big weakness of password managers - the information is so valuable that it makes them big targets.  Divemedic has good recommendations on what to do in a situation like this. 

Highly recommended.

Part 1. INFOSEC

Part 2. More on Password Authentication

Part 3. How to store and use passwords

Part 4. Using Password Managers


Monday, January 9, 2023

The Wolfgang Chronicles - I

Wolfgang isn't doing well, and won't get better.  While he doesn't have hip displasia, his hip joints are worn out - it's bone on bone.  He really can't run very well, and we are working on pain management.

Quite frankly, we think he's living on borrowed time.  Every day is a win, as long as his pain is manageable.  But we see the trajectory.

So I'm starting a new recurring feature, an ongoing tribute to our 4 legged soul mate.


Wolfgang and friends at the dog park.  He has regular dog buddies, which he really likes.  My old dog Jack was only socialized to a certain extent, but Wolfgang likes all dogs and all kids.

Sunday, January 8, 2023

Miklós Rózsa - Prelude to the film Double Indemnity

For those who haven't seen this film, it is the platonic ideal of Film Noir.  Certainly director Billy Wilder thought so.  The music was controversial during the filming, with the studio's Music Director at loggerheads with composer Rózsa right up until the studio's Artistic Director heard it - and loved it.  Then everything was copacetic.

The music mined Franz Schubert's Unfinished Symphony for inspiration, which fit the Noir mood quite well.

Saturday, January 7, 2023

Bump Stocks* no longer illegal?

Divemedic has the news.  Interesting.

And note that the President at the time this rule went into effect had an (R) after his name. 

* My opinion is that bump stocks are dumb and I don't want one, but I also don't want the Fed.Gov changing laws illegally either.

Sunday, January 1, 2023

Ernest Tomlinson - Fantasia on Auld Lang Syne

Today's delightful New Years' composition comes from a modern classical composer whose music doesn't stink to high heaven.  I think that's a first here for the Sunday Classical posts.  Ernest Tomlinson was an English composer active from around 1950.  He was an anachronism in that he wrote music with melody, in great contrast to the a-tonal, a-rythmical dreck that is the wasteland of modern classical music.

He may have singlehandedly saved much of this sort of music in 1984.  The BBC decided to eliminate their archive of light classical music - it was ever so unfashionable, old chap - and he got the entire archive.  50,000 works are now in the Library Of Light Orchestral Music.  Tomlinson was awarded the Member of the British Empire (MBE) in recognition of his service to music.

This piece is simply a delight.  Everyone will recognize the primary theme - Auld Lang Syne, the traditional New Years' Eve song.  But Tomlinson weaves in brief snippets of 152 other pieces.  

Ernest Tomlinson passed on in 2015.  His obituary is worth a read:

After falling out of favour in the middle of the last century, light music, once a major part of British cultural life, has enjoyed a modest renaissance in recent years. Nobody did more to encourage this revival of interest than Ernest Tomlinson, who has died aged 90. He was a prolific composer, praised by the singer and broadcaster Catherine Bott for his “exceptional technical skills allied to a rare gift for melody”. Equally, he fought to preserve the light music heritage by founding the Library of Light Orchestral Music and acting as consultant and performer for an important series of CD recordings.

He was an anachronism inn modern classical music, living an admirably traditional life.  Married 57 years, this part of his obituary stood out:

He is survived by his children, Ann, Geoffrey, Hilary and Linda, eight grandchildren and seven great-grandchildren. Jean died in 2006.

Rest in peace, and thanks for saving all that great music.