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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
That one is pretty limp, like spaghetti boiled for an hour. Leaves me drained.
Using fake pasta to make pasta fazoolTed thought there’s many I’ll foolHe used phony baloneyAnd synthetic rigatoniEven though Ted’s a good cook as a rule.
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That one is pretty limp, like spaghetti boiled for an hour. Leaves me drained.
Using fake pasta to make pasta fazool
Ted thought there’s many I’ll fool
He used phony baloney
And synthetic rigatoni
Even though Ted’s a good cook as a rule.
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