Friday, May 20, 2022

Dad Joke CCIV

What do you call a fake noodle? 

An impasta.


The Neon Madman said...

That one is pretty limp, like spaghetti boiled for an hour. Leaves me drained.

libertyman said...

Using fake pasta to make pasta fazool

Ted thought there’s many I’ll fool

He used phony baloney

And synthetic rigatoni

Even though Ted’s a good cook as a rule.