Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Dad Joke CLXVIIII

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

It wooden start. 

8 comments:

Toirdhealbheach Beucail said...

This joke goes against the grain.

The Neon Madman said...

Probably an ignition problem. Need a good spark to light that baby up.

Chuck Pergiel said...

Snort!

libertyman said...

Oh no, knot again!

tooldieguy said...

Did you tell it to fork off?

juvat said...

And MAN, did I have a case of Cottonmouth.

Glen Filthie said...

That's it. You're all in detention today, you friggin wiesenheimers!!!

You'll be studying proper Dad Jokes at the Thunderbox today after tard school!!!

https://filthiestbox.blogspot.com/2022/02/proper-dad-jokes.html

Good grief you guys!!! These are MOM jokes!!!

BP, you'd better clean up your act fast! I want to see PROPER Dad humour: pooh jokes, 'Ow my aching balls' jokes, profanity and poor taste - post haste!!!!

I will not be trifled with or tolerate any dissention on this important topic.

Eric Wilner said...

Sounds like something Garage 54 might try eventually. (The one in Novosibirsk, not the one in Glendale.)