Yeah, I've been busy - my excuse it that it involve targets at 300 yards. But I've missed a bunch of Dad Jokes. Lucky you, they're all here for you now.
Dad Joke XIV:
Dad! Leave me alone!
Okay, how much do you want? [This one hits a little close to home]
Dad Joke XV:
I'm like the fabric version of King Midas. Everything I tough becomes felt.
Dad Joke XVI:
Snowmen always get hurt when they play sports. The never warm up before play.