For Christmas, The Queen Of The World got me one of those desk calendar thingies where you tear off a new page each day. It's Dad Jokes, and since I'm a sharing kind of guy here you go. Remember to thank the Queen Of The World for these because I'll post one each day in 2021 (and you thought 2020 was bad ...)
Dad Joke for January 2 (yeah, I was busy yesterday):
My New Year's Resolution for 2021? 1080p.
And it's a twofer: there were two Dad jokes on the page (Hopefully this makes up for missing yesterday:
Q: Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
I'm here all week. Try the veal.