So UK Prime Minister Keir "Two Tier" Starmer has decreed that people saying hateful things will be jailed because their speech is actually violence, and he's making room for them in His Magesty's prisons be releasing violent criminals because their violence is actually speech, you guys.
Some big shot police constable has even said he was going to go all 1775-Bunker Hill on Americans for their speech, which is totally violence. Ooooh kaaay,
All this totalitarianism reminds me of a joke from the Soviet Union, back in the day. It was said about Leonid Brezhnev (and likely others). I've somewhat rewritten it for modern times. See if you can tell the difference.
So this guy goes to Red Square Hyde Park Speaker's Corner and yells "Leonid Brezhnev Keir Starmer is a senile fascist old fool!" Of course, the police swarm him and drag him off to Ye Olde Gaol. He is sentenced to ten years and ten days in durance vile - ten days for slander and ten years for revealing State Secrets.
Maybe I gave away my edits right there ...
And so the Leonid Brezhnev Memorial Award for Totalitarianism goes to Brit PM Keir Starmer, for fascism above and beyond the call of duty. Well done you dirty commie bastard.
7 comments:
Wonderful! So I had to steal it.
Dang had to look it up - the WE WILL BURY YOU! Speech oopsie it was Kruschez NOT Brezhnez. Still meh over either heck we US taxpayers BUILT the USSR over decades. Heck we tore down entire factories and shipped to them. We had the ALSIB flying P-40s and other planes from Great Falls MT to Fairbanks then USSR pilots would fly them from Fairbanks to Russia. EVERY FREAKING "ENEMY" OF OURS IS MANUFACTURED BY TEL AVIV
The USSR never paid back a single dime on the lend-lease agreement, FWIW…
There is also the story of two Russians standing in a line to buy bread. One says to the other, 'I can't stand it any more, I shall go and shoot Stalin (it's an old joke), save my place. ' The other man says ok. Off the first man goes to do the deed. An hour later he returns and gets back into his place in the Bread line. The other man says 'Back so soon?'. The first man says that the line to shoot Stalin is longer.
Except Starmer is a full-blown COMMUNIST!
If he was only fascist, it would be fine to disparage him.
The English have fared very poorly in overthrowing tyranny. Not to put a fine point on it, but they suck at it. They have disarmed and disemboweled themselves to lay on the ground in vomit for their invaders and a government less than 21% of them voted for. It's pathetic and it will only get worse and worse until all the English are gone.
Remind me again why we consider the UK to be an ally. A special one at that.
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