Sunday, August 13, 2017

Commas: not just a good idea, a requirement


Poor dog.

4 comments:

SiGraybeard said...

Poor family!

drjim said...

SiG beat me to it!

Nosmo King said...

Well....are we sure there's supposed to be commas in that? Has anyone actually seen her husband and dog lately?

Steve Sky said...

Eats, Shoots & Leaves. A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."