Keeping the muzzle pointed in a safe direction since 2008
SiG beat me to it!
Well....are we sure there's supposed to be commas in that? Has anyone actually seen her husband and dog lately?
Eats, Shoots & Leaves. A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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