Three weeks after I moved from Yankeeland to Atlanta, it snowed. I've been in Castle Borepatch for three weeks and a day and it's snowmageddon.
I am now accepting offers from communities that never want snowfall. For the right price, I will promise never to move to your fair locale. I will also take offers from communities that want huge amounts of snow - for the right price, I'll move there.
Who knows, maybe I can get offers from both. Winning!