Showing posts with label military stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label military stuff. Show all posts

Saturday, July 18, 2026

When Britannia ruled the waves

OldAFSarge is (like me) fighting blogger burnout.  He's been posting for 16 years which is quite an accomplishment.  Unlike me, he's put his hand (quite successfully) at military history fiction which takes a whole lot more effort than the Dad Jokes and stuff I put up here.  Besides, OldAFSarge's co-blogger Tuna sends me half of the Dad Jokes anyway.

So I understand what he's going through.

But one thing he posted recently was a straight (non-fiction) account of the run up to the Battle of Waterloo, to set the scene for his fiction.  This tickled my memory

But every time [the French] ended the war, the British would dig deep and come up with more money to finance yet another coalition to fight Napoléon. They had the advantage of their island and the most powerful navy on the planet between them and the French.

As much as Napoléon wanted to be done with those pesky islanders, he couldn't get to them. The Royal Navy had smashed the combined French and Spanish fleets (huh, the Spanish, I thought the French were their enemies) at Trafalgar. Napoléon was a master of land combat, never did understand the sea. A big advantage the British had was that their navy was constantly at sea, blockading the French and cutting off their trade from the rest of the world. The French mostly sat in port, plotting to drive the Brits off but never getting quite there. Though, for the most part, French ships were better, it ain't the ship, it's the crew. And the Royal Navy had some excellent sailors.

People don't realize just how much better the Royal Navy was than anyone back in the day.  And yes, it wasn't the ship, it was the crew and especially the leadership.  Nelson's captains were justly famous for their independence and their aggression.

Heck, half a century earlier Admiral Byng had been shot, not for losing a battle, but rather for not winning it.   Voltaire immortalized this miscarriage of justice in Candide, famously writing "in this country, it is wise to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others." Dans ce pays-ci, il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral pour encourager les autres.  The Royal Navy flag officers learned from that.

Nigel Calder wrote about just how amazing the Royal Navy's performance was in his fantastic book The English Channel. I cannot recommend this book more highly, and it's the book that I have re-read more than any other.  In it, Calder (who was quite an accomplished yachtsman) sailed his ketch all the way up the English channel on the French side, crossed over the Dover Straight, and then sailed it back down the English side.  Along the way he wrote about the geology, seascape, history, and current events (from 1986) all along the way.  The book is a complete delight.

He starts off in Brittany at the far Atlantic end of the French coast.  The great French port of Brest was there, but Calder points out that in the age of sail the port was a trap for the French fleet because the prevailing wind was from the west.  Because of the difficulty of a sailing ship sailing against the wind, the Royal Navy was able to blockade the French for years.  Calder describes just how amazing a feat of seamanship this was:

The Revolutionary and  Napoleonic wars spanned eighteen years, with only two short breaks.  During most of that time there were British warships off Brest.   To begin with they were only frigates, but later the British fleet remained at sea off Ushant winter and summer, in a patient demonstration of seamanship.  When the wind blew hard from the west, the British ships beat their way out into the Atlantic, or even ran for shelter in Tor Bay on the English coast, confident that the French could not leave harbour against the wind.  But whenever the weather was suitable for a breakout, the blockading fleet closed to within sight of the French shore.

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In 1805 the conquest of England was Napoleon's first priority.  The main responsibility lay with the fleet at Brest, and its commander Honoré-Joseph-Antonin Ganteaume.  The duty of preventing the adventure belonged to William Cornwallis, who was in charge of the Channel Fleet blockading Brest.  Cornwallis was known as Blue Billy because of his determination to remain at sea.  If a gale forced his ships to run for shelter and replenishment in Tor Bay, the fleet was no sooner anchored than the flagship Hibernia would run up the blue signal flag denoting an imminent departure.

The preparations for the invasion were grandiose.  Shipyards from The Netherlands to western France built nearly 2000 barges to carry 100,000 troops, complete with their guns and horses.  The naval plan required all the fleets, from Brest, Rochefort in Biscay, Ferrol in Spain, and Toulon in the Mediterranean, to break out and rendezvous in the West Indies.  The idea was to draw the British fleets to the wrong side of the Atlantic and to mass the French and Spanish ships for a dash back to the undefended English Channel.

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On July 22 an inconclusive battle took place in fog off northern Spain, between a British force under Robert Calder [no relation to the author Calder - Borepatch] and Villeneuve's stronger fleet.  Calder was court-martialed for capturing only two ships.  Villeneuve received exhortations from Napoléon to free the fleet from Brest and sweep all before him.

If you give us control for three days, nay, even for twenty four hours, your task will be done: all is ready, Europe awaits breathless on this great event.
Villeneuve chose instead to retreat to southern Spain, and the Brest fleet stayed put.  During these alarms, the British blockading force was reduced to fifteen ships of the line as compared with twenty five in Brest.  Ganteaume thought he could shoot his way out but he was forbidden to sail because a major naval battle was not what Napoleon had in mind.  While the British sacked Calder for failing to wipe out a superior force, the French would not let Ganteaume take his chance with a weaker one.  Different attitudes to sea power, evolved in hundreds of years of warfare in the English Channel, decided the outcome.

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A week later the truth dawned on Napoleon that Villeneuve was timid and Ganteaume was never going to get out.  The Emperor ordered the Grand Army to march from the English Channel to the Danube where British diplomats had stirred up trouble for him.  The small craft of the invasion fleet were docked and the crews disbanded.  The attack on England had been called off.    The blockading fleet's task lacked the drama of a major sea battle like Camperdown where the British had crushed the Dutch eight years earlier, but it decided the final contest at sea between the British and the French.  The American naval historian Alfred Mahan [yes, that Alfred Mahan of "fleet in being" fame - Borepatch] wrote:
Never in the history of blockades has there been excelled, if even equaled, the close locking of Brest by Admiral Cornwallis, both winter and summer, between the outbreak of war and the battle of Trafalgar.  It excited not only the admiration but the wonder of contemporaries.

If you like OldAFSarge's military history fiction, you will like Calder's book.  It's part tourist guide, part history, part sailing log.  Like I said, I've re-read this book more than any other I own.  Highly, highly recommended.

And go leave OldADSarge some commenty love

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Summer is boating season

May as well have a really cool boat

 
Most boats are a carefully considered compromise designed to cover as many bases as possible: floating holiday home, party island, offshore cruiser – jack of all trades, as the saying has it, master of none.

Safehaven Marine’s Barracuda SV11 eschews all those compromises, becoming the jack of a single trade, master of one. Its single dedicated purpose is to conquer rough water and transport its crew safely, regardless of conditions.

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There are no hot tubs, no teak deck option, no rise and fall TV. But there is a rise and fall gyro stabilised machine gun platform that emerges from the foredeck, controlled from the wheelhouse. Bulletproofing and a gun rack for the AK47s are also on the menu, should its customer base require it. 

Oh, and it's a stealth boat. 

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Radney Foster - Angel Flight (Radio Tower Remix)

This weekend is Memorial Day, the traditional BBQ kickoff to summer.  But on these shores, it's the day to remember the fallen from past - and current - wars.  The day was originally called Decoration Day, the date was at the very beginning of summer so that wild flowers would be available everywhere for families to decorate the graves of their fallen loved ones.

Many had no graves to decorate, as their loved one had an anonymous foreign grave for their final rest.  Today the Texas Air National Guard (and others) bring the fallen home on "Angel Flights".  This weekend, remember them.  Both the quick and the dead.

Monday, March 23, 2026

Apple's iPhones and iPads are now certified for NATO classified data

Wow.  And just plain-jane iOS, too.  Out of the box. 

As someone who ran across (into?) "Secure Operating Systems" more than once, this is a big deal. 

Friday, March 20, 2026

GPS jamming in the straight of Hormuz

This is not surprising, but it is pretty interesting, especially the guy in Dubai where Google Maps puts him in the middle of the straight. The discussion about why the Iranians probably have not mined the straight is also pretty interesting.

Monday, March 16, 2026

An Open Source Intelligence assessment of the Iran war

Via a link from HMS Defiant (who is on quite a roll lately), this is a very interesting analysis of the war from Open Source Intelligence sources (i.e. non-classified published sources).  Very, very interesting indeed.

Friday, March 6, 2026

Jeremy Clarkson on the USS Eisenhower

This is Jeremy Clarkson from 1998, four years before he rebooted the Top Gear show.  They still had F-14s on the carrier.  This is a very cool look back to Old America when it still was America. 

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

New Zealand Navy grounding update

I posted about this 15 months ago. Midwest Chick has an update:

The New Zealand navy was so proud and happy to have a lesbian from Britain come on board that they gave her a $100M survey and dive vessel, which she crashed and sank.

The lesbian “diversity hire” captain of a Royal New Zealand Navy ship that ran aground and sank off Samoa has been charged with negligence along with two other officers over the loss of the vessel.

The $100 million HMNZS Manawanui, which was under the command of UK-born homosexual Yvonne Gray, crashed on the south side of Upolu on October 5, 2024, due to human error including failure to turn off autopilot, an inquiry found last year.

This is the official inquiry report which is leading to Commander Gray's Courts Martial.  Obviously the entirety of His Majesty's New Zealand Navy is a bunch of dirty misogynists ...

Midwest Chick adds this tidbit that I had missed:

This isn’t the first time that a NZ naval diversity hire damaged a ship. It happened in 2024 with a different female captain.

And that’s what happens when you choose diversity over competence. Wonder if the New Zealanders will actually learn from this??

Now maybe our own Navy could do something about our (multiple) female commanders who run into ships on the high seas. 

 

Bravo Zulu, Coasties

A cruise ship got stuck in the ice off Antarctica, and the Coast Guard (by chance) had an icebreaker nearby.  Well done. 

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Deap sea video of German Battleship Bismark

Last year a company called Magellan sent a deep sea rover 15,000 feet down to the site of the final resting place of the battleship Bismark, sunk 86 years ago.  The video is simply spectacular.  Here is a shortish excerpt with commentary. 


And since we're talking about the Bismark, this song is obligatory.

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

The Christmas Truce, World War II version

I had never heard this story, but it's true.  US and German soldiers lost in the Battle Of The Bulge had Christmas dinner together rather than killing each other, all due to a good German Hausfrau who had had enough of war on Christmas.  You have to jump ahead to around 6:30 for the story - before that, it's mincemeat pie recipe from the WWII US Army Field Cookbook (which also seems pretty interesting). 


And while it's not (quite) Christmas yet, Hans Gruber is fixin' to fall off of Nakatomi Plaza.

Monday, December 1, 2025

Why can't the US Navy build ships?

First, they canceled the Little Crappy Shops (LCS) program as not fit for purpose.  Now it's the Constellation class Frigate program that gets the axe:

By 2024, the first ship of the class was 36 months behind schedule, with the second already considered two years behind before its keel was even laid. The plan, as I mentioned before, was to retain roughly 85% of the FREMM frigate design to expedite production, but by that point, the Constellation design retained only about 15% of its parent design. This caused a cascade of other issues, like the need to write new code for a reported 95% of the ship’s control system software due to deviations from the FREMM design it came from, and the incorporation of new equipment and systems.

The Constellation-class frigate seemed to suffer from a classic case of scope-creep, a term used to describe a program that keeps seeing new requirements tacked onto it as it develops, resulting in cost overruns and delays. As one lawmaker put it, the Navy kept chasing a 100% solution to the point where they ended up with 0% of the ship being delivered.

There's more here from the Tech Press, so this is getting attention. 

As Yogi Berra once said, if you don't know where you're going you'll end up somewhere else.  SECNAV should see to it that the Program Management Office finds itself somewhere else - preferably not working for the Navy.  Pour encourager les autres ...

Friday, November 21, 2025

Rest in Peace, Colonel

 

If you are of a certain age, you will remember this Pultizer Prize winning photograph of a US Air Force officer returning from the Hanoi Hilton in 1974.

Dwight has the details, and it is quite a sad story.  Rest In Peace, COL Stirm.  I hope you now truly have the opportunity to put out your hand and touch the face of God.
 

Monday, November 10, 2025

A view into Old America and thoughts on Veteran's Day

It is the Soldier, not the minister
Who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the Soldier, not the poet
Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer
Who has given us freedom to protest.
It is the Soldier, not the lawyer
Who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the Soldier, not the politician
Who has given us the right to vote.
It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
Who gives the protester the right he abuses to burn the flag.

Today is Veteran's Day in the United States, a day where we recognize what veterans have done for this nation, and for the world.  In other countries it's a day of sadness, reflecting on the loss of those young men and women who served in Flander's Fields and other places.  Here, we we reflect on this on Memorial Day in May - originally called Decoration Day after the War Between The States, and chosen in May because there were flowers in bloom everywhere, suitable for decorating the graves of the loved and lost.

But today we recognize the accomplishments of veterans, living and dead.  This video popped up in my video feed, and while at times sounding a bit propogandistic, it seems to me to be (as the Mythbusters used to say), plausible.

How Americans introduced WWII German POWs to Thanksgiving dinner. 


I say plausible because while I haven't verified any of the claims in the video, I've posted before about LTC Gail Halvorsen:

He was a kid who liked to fly, joining the Civil Air Patrol in 1942 and then the brand new US Air Force when he was old enough to sign up.  He missed World War II because of his age but found himself in the left hand seat of a C-54 in Germany, 1948.  That's when Stalin cut Berlin off from the Free World and the Berlin Airlift started.

[Then] Lt. Halvorsen was at Tempelhof Airport one day when he saw some kids standing on the other side of a chain link fence.  They told him not to worry if the weather was bad and he couldn't bring in food.  You see, they said, they could live on very little food but if they lost their freedom they thought they would never get it back.  Smart kids.

Halvorsen wanted to do something for them and told them that he'd drop some gum from his plane.  They'd know it was him because he'd wiggle his wings.  He and his co-pilot pooled their candy rations for the next day's flight.  Because it was heavy, they made little parachutes out of handkerchiefs.

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They called him the "Candy Bomber" and when the word got to the Press it became a sensation back in the States.  School children and candy manufacturers donated candy for the children of Berlin.  In just a few months Lt. Halvorsen couldn't keep up with all the candy and handkerchief parachutes that were arriving in the mail.  Pretty much everyone in his unit was now a Rosienbomber (as the German kids called them - "Raisin Bomber".  Halvorsen himself was known as "Uncle Wiggly Wings" because of his signal that he was about to drop sweets.

Operation "Little Vittles" dropped 23 tons of candy in a quarter million handkerchief parachute loads.  Halvorsen was awarded the Großes Bundesverdienstkreuz, Germany's highest award.

Like I said, plausible.  American veterans came from the pool of American citizians, and pretty much returned to that pool of Americaness.  One of the seldom considered accomplishments of the Greatest Generation was not just that they won the war, but that they won the peace afterwords.  At least with Western Europe, although post-1992 it seems like Eastern Europe as well.

They did it because they were Americans.  Yes, they could afford to be generous to the defeated, but they did it more or less unconsciously because that was who they were.  In my mind, this was the greatest hour of American veterans, and the Americans who stood behind them. 

And so while this is a day of sadness overseas, let me be the first to wish you a happy Veteran's Day.  Thanks to all who served, including Grandpa, Dad, Uncle Dick, nephew Daniel, The Queen Of The World's son, our Son-In-Law (just retiring from the Navy), and last but by no means least our very own ASM826. The citizens - of whom you were once part and to which you returned - are proud indeed that of the members of its own Armed Forces.

England's hidden WWII beach pillbox

Things looked bleak for Great Britain in 1940.  France had fallen and even with the "Miracle of Dunkirk" the British Army didn't really have the hardware to fight the Nazi war machine.  All that stood between them and Hitler was the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force, but everyone expected an invasion at any time.

And so a whole bunch of pillboxes were built on likely landing beaches.  The problem, of course, is that a pillbox looks like, well, a pillbox, and the Luftwaffe would target them as a matter of course.

And so the Brits built a disguised one. 


It looked like an old ruined cottage but was newly built from reinforced concrete with gun ports instead of windows.  Pretty cool.  And what's also cool is that it's Grade II listed as a historic building.

Sunday, November 9, 2025

Bohuslav Martinů - Thunderbolt P-47

Via a wikiwander, I ran across this fabulously strange classical music tip o' the hat to the Republic P-47 Thunderbolt.  No joke.

Bohuslav Martinů was a Czech composer who like many others fled to the United States to escape the Nazis.  While there, he wrote this in tribute to what was America's finest fighter-bomber and the role it played to free his people.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Underwater archaeology recovers WWII airman's body

This is from a few years back but is a cool story.  Rest in Peace, Lieutenant.  

Monday, October 6, 2025

I'm back

The Queen Of The World and I are back from our Son-In-Law's retirement from the US Navy.


25 years, ending as a Senior Chief.  He would have made Master Chief but would have had to have another sea duty, and Abby finally put her foot down.  I don't know that I blame her. 

I must say based on the other Senior and Master Chiefs I met there that these senior NCOs are absolutely the backbone of the fleet.

Bravo Zulu, Steve! 

Monday, August 25, 2025

SIGINT in World War II

The NSA and the UK GCHQ have jointly declassified a pile of WWII documents and actually produced a book:

Secret Messengers: Disseminating SIGINT in the Second World War.

If you are interested in Secret Squirrel stuff, this comes from Secret Squirrel Central.

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Thursday, August 21, 2025

Rest in peace, Flight Lt

Dwight (my go-to guy for obituaries) has one worth your time: the last WWII recipient of the Victoria Cross takes off on his final flight.

For those on this side of the Pond who are unfamiliar with the VC, it is the UK equivalent of the US Medal Of Honor: awarded for bravery above and beyond the call of duty under fire. It (as the HoH) is very often awarded posthumously.  Flight Lt. Cruickshank survived the war to the ripe old age of 105, the oldest WWII VC recipient.

As with many who served - and very, very many of those awarded these decorations - he kept an enormous humility.  I love this quote from Dwight's post: 

…he told The Daily Telegraph, “The citation said ‘showed great courage’ and all that nonsense, but a lot of people would have done that in those circumstances.”

Translation: No, I wasn't a hero in the war.  But I served in a Company of heroes.

Ave atque vale, Flight Lieutenant. May your Final Review be in Glory.