Dad Joke CCCL

Why did the lion eat the tight-rope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal.

Can we just go back to Standard Time all the time?

People seem to dislike the time changes, and so this is maybe another issue where Trump can side with the People against inertia.

Starship

So SpaceX Starship test flight 8 had the same kind of Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly as flight 7.  This is disappointing, but as The Silicon Graybeard says, space is hard. 

What I find interesting is that SpaceX sends up so many Falcon rockets that it's become normal, if not exactly boring.  But Starship is exciting, and misunderstood.  If you're a SpaceX fan, I encourage you to read that last link.

 

Tulsi Gabbard investigating UK.Gov's Apple crypto backdoor demand

Last week I posted about the Congressional request that DNI Gabbard look into the UK government's demand that Apple put an encryption backdoor into their products.   She has done so:

In a written response to members of Congress, Gabbard said this week that such a demand would violate Americans’ rights and raise concerns about a foreign government pressuring a U.S.-based technology company.

“This would be a clear and egregious violation of Americans’ privacy and civil liberties,” Gabbard told Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., and Rep. Andy Biggs, R-Ariz., who had written to express their worries.

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Gabbard has asked the heads of the CIA and other U.S. intelligence agencies to study the U.K. demand and said she will discuss it with her British counterparts. She noted that existing agreements between the two nations prohibit either country from demanding cloud data about citizens or residents of the other.

This seems unprecedented to me - the relationship between the US and UK intelligence communities has been very close for literally decades - I have personal experience of this in the 1990s and it predates that by a lot.

Europe seems really intent on making all sorts of relationships worse.

 

The (Security) lamps are going out all across Europe

We shall not see them relit in our lifetimes:

Signal CEO Meredith Whittaker says her company will withdraw from countries that force messaging providers to allow law enforcement officials to access encrypted user data, as Sweden continues to mull such plans.

Whittaker said Signal intends to exit Sweden should its government amend existing legislation essentially mandating the end of end-to-end encryption (E2EE), an identical position it took as the UK considered its Online Safety Bill, which ultimately did pass with a controversial encryption-breaking clause, although it can only be invoked where technically feasible.

Basically the Sweden.Gov is asking Signal to get pregnant, but only a little bit pregnant.  But vulnerabilities (and that's exactly what a government mandated encryption backdoor is) don't work that way.

And from the Department of Irony, the Swedish military oppose this:

The Swedish Armed Forces routinely use Signal and are opposing the bill, saying that a backdoor could introduce vulnerabilities that could be exploited by bad actors. 

I guess this is just Exhibit 14,543,928 that Europe is fundamentally unserious about their own defense.

This follows hard on the heels of Apple turning off encryption in the UK. 

Looking at what's going on over there, it makes me think that maybe we should just cut the whole of them loose, to sink or swim on their own.  Unwilling to defend themselves, increasingly despotic to their subjects at home, maybe JD Vance is right after all that we no longer have shared values.

 

 

R.I.P. Buster Poindexter

A.k.a. David Johansen.  He hated this video but I've posted it here a ton of times just because I enjoy it so much.

He was also great as the cabbie in the film Schrooged.

Thanks for all the great stuff, David. I hope you're having a ball driving your cab.