Monday, July 31, 2023

Summertime movie binge - Cybersecurity edition

Interesting:

It's almost August, which means Hacker Summer Camp — the confluence of BSides Las Vegas, Black Hat USA, and DEF CON — is nearly upon us. If you're going to Las Vegas to take part in the annual celebration of probing every system for any possible weakness, we've got a wide selection of documentaries to get you in the investigative mood.

And even if you can't make it to the desert this year, you can console yourself by looking at the weather reports for Nevada and streaming these examinations of cyberattacks and the people behind them. Most of these are available either free on YouTube or as a standard offering on a streaming service, but we note which ones require rental or purchase fees.

Full disclosure: I haven't seen any of these, but each of them looks far superior to the execrable Hackers.  Unknown if they live up to Sneakers, but that was the best computer security film of all time.

 

Sunday, July 30, 2023

John Barry - Theme to Body Heat

Body Heat was a 1981 remake of the classic 1944 film Double Indemnity.  Known mostly for the skin showed by Kathleen Turner, about the only thing really superior about the remake is John Barry's spectacular Film Noir score.

Saturday, July 29, 2023

Chris Stapleton - Maggie's Song

I took Wolfgang's toys to a dog shelter today.  Well, not all of them - we kept his frisbee, his blue stuffed animal, and a couple of balls that his dog friends look for when they come over.  But I took probably 30 dog toys to be shelter.

After all, Wolfgang always got Puppy Loot on Christmas.  Now we hope that these dogs who have nothing will enjoy having a toy all their own.  As The Queen Of The World has been saying, he was always so good about sharing his toys.  She says that he'd like sharing his toys with other dogs.  She's right, of course.

But this was a hard experience for me.  It was part of letting go, which has to be done.  But it was hard.  Chris Stapleton wrote this song the night that his dog died.  I expect that was hard, too.

Maggie's Song (Songwriter: Chris Stapleton)

Let me tell you a story
About an old friend of mine
Somebody left her in a shopping cart
In a parking lot for us to find
Just a fuzzy black pup
She was hungry and feeling alone
We put her in the back seat
Told her we were taking her home
Run, Maggie, run
With the heart of a rebel child
Oh, run, Maggie, run
Be just as free as you are wild
A few kids later
We moved out on the farm
And she followed those kids around
Yeah, she kept them safe from harm
And she loved to chase squirrels
And playing out in the snow
She'd take off like a bullet
Man, you should have seen her go
Run, Maggie, run
With the heart of a rebel child
Oh, run, Maggie, run
Be just as free as you are wild
It was raining on a Monday
The day that Maggie died
She woke up and couldn't use her legs
So I laid down by her side
She put her head on my hand
Like she'd done so many times
I told her she was a good dog
Then I told her goodbye
Run, Maggie, run
With the heart of a rebel child
Oh, run, Maggie, run
Be just as free as you are wild
I had a revelation
As the tractor dug a hole
I can tell you right now
That a dog has a soul
And I thought to myself
As we buried her on the hill
I never knew me a better dog
And I guess I never will
Run, Maggie, run
With the heart of a rebel child
Oh, run, Maggie, run
Be just as free as you are wild
Oh, run, Maggie, run
With the heart of a rebel child
Oh, run, Maggie, run
Be just as free as you are wild

Wolfgang never had the heart of a rebel child.  Instead, he shared his toys with his doggie friends.  But I never knew me a better dog, and I guess I never will.

Friday, July 28, 2023

TETRA Police Radios have a cryptographic backdoor

Hmmmmm:

Most interestingly is the researchers’ findings of what they describe as the backdoor in TEA1. Ordinarily, radios using TEA1 used a key of 80-bits. But Wetzels said the team found a “secret reduction step” which dramatically lowers the amount of entropy the initial key offered. An attacker who followed this step would then be able to decrypt intercepted traffic with consumer-level hardware and a cheap software defined radio dongle.

Looks like the encryption algorithm was intentionally weakened by intelligence agencies to facilitate easy eavesdropping.

There's an old saying that while there may be friendly foreign governments, there are no friendly foreign Intelligence Agencies.  Or domestic ones either, seemingly.

Even if you're a LEO.  Note that this makes secure police communications problematic.  Not cool.

Thursday, July 27, 2023

Dad Joke CCLXXVIII

How many feet are in a yard? 

It depends on how many people are standing in it.

Part of stolen ancient coin horde recovered

And the theft ring seems to have been broken up:

Four suspects in the shocking theft of a Celtic gold coin hoard from the Celtic-Roman Museum in Manching, Bavaria, have been arrested. The bad news is one of the suspects was carrying 18 gold lumps in a plastic bag at the time of his arrest. Micro-X-ray fluorescence analysis of the composition of the nuggets found they match that of the Celtic coins. Each lump amounts to four of the coins. So yes, these rats stole a historically priceless hoard of 483 Celtic coins from 100 B.C. and melted at least 70 of them down.
It was interesting how well planned the heist was, and the various skill sets in the group.  I hope they find the rest of the coins.

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

More important Apple security updates

Apple fixes security bugs that are being exploited in the wild.  If you have any of the following, you will want to update ASAP:

Apple has released fixes for several security flaws that affect its iPhones, iPads, macOS computers, and Apple TV and watches, and warned that some of these bugs have already been exploited.

Here's a quick list of all of the security updates released late on Monday afternoon:

Get cracking.


Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Dad Joke CCLXXVII

Why did the chicken go to the gym? 

He wanted to work on his pecks.

Monday, July 24, 2023

A positive consumer security move by the US Government

This seems like a decent step forward:

The goal of the new US Cyber Trust Mark, coming voluntarily to Internet of Things (IoT) devices by the end of 2024, is to keep people from having to do deep research before buying a thermostat, sprinkler controller, or baby monitor.

If you see a shield with a microchip in it that's a certain color, you'll know something by comparing it to other shields. What exactly that shield will mean is not yet decided. The related National Institute of Standards and Technology report suggests it will involve encrypted transmission and storage, software updates, and how much control a buyer has over passwords and data retention. But the only thing really new since the initiative's October 2022 announcement is the look of the label, a slightly more firm timeline, and more input and discussion meetings to follow.

We'll have to see how this plays out, but better consumer information on security is A Good Thing.

 

Saturday, July 22, 2023

Friday, July 21, 2023

RIP Tony Bennett

He was simply the best at his craft.  96 was a good run.

So long, Tony.  Thanks for all the great music.

Kevin Mitnick est mort

"The world's most dangerous hacker" is dead at 59 from pancreatic cancer.  There's a good obit at The Register

It's a little strange to have been in the security biz long enough to see people start to die off.

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Hugh Laurie - Louisiana Blues

You may remember him from the TV show "House", but he's got some decent musical chops.

Monday, July 17, 2023

Dad Joke CCLXXVI

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, is he guilty of resisting a rest?

Sunday, July 16, 2023

Ferde Grofé - Grand Canyon Suite: I Sunrise

The Silicon Graybeard posts good news about the current solar cycle:

Back on my Wandering Around Monday, I noted that solar cycle 25 had just posted the highest sunspot number since cycle 23 back in 2002; the highest sunspot number in 21 years.
So why is this good news?  Because we've known for centuries that the price of grain is inversely correlated with the number of sunspots:

And so to sun spots and climate.  We have quite good records of sunspot activity going back to 1700 A.D.  We have decent records of the price of wheat going back much further - pretty good ones to 1500 A.D., and sporadic records all the way back to 1250 A.D. (!).  The reason is that bread is the staff of life - no bread, and people starved.

In short, grain prices are a pretty good proxy for climate, in the days before thermometers.  Certainly better than, say, bristle cone pine tree rings.  This is important for two reasons, and the combination is very bad news indeed for people who cling to the "Carbon Dioxide is killing Mother Gaia" theory.

First, the price of grain and the number of sunspots have been known to be very closely correlated for hundreds of years.  William Herschel (who discovered the planet Uranus) first published this, back around 1800.  When there are a lot of sun spots, he said, the price of grain is low - harvests are good.  When there are few sun spots, harvests fail and the price of grain soars.

Remember, we have records on this that are so old that this has been known for literally hundreds of years.  You might say that, err, the Science is Settled.

So yay for sun spots.  To celebrate, here is some music from back when Disney made good films (the music here was the soundtrack to the 1959 Academy Award winning Disney short Grand Canyon.

Friday, July 14, 2023

Dad Joke CCLXXV

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

Begun, the AI malware wars are

This is not good:

Cybercriminals are leveraging generative AI technology to aid their activities and launch business email compromise (BEC) attacks, including use of a tool known as WormGPT, a black-hat alternative to GPT models specifically designed for malicious activities.

According to a report from SlashNext, WormGPT was trained on various data sources, with a focus on malware-related data, generating human-like text based on the input it receives and is able to create highly convincing fake emails.

The only real defense you have against this new AI-generated email threat is to be very, very cautious (should I say "suspicious") of all emails that you get.  As with firearms, the most important computer security safety tool is between your ears.

 

Thursday, July 13, 2023

My Father's Day gift finally arrived

Wolfgang had a favorite tree that he loved to lie underneath.  We would go out at the end of the day and sit (we even called it "Sit Time" and he knew those words and what they meant - he'd get all wiggly when he heard them).


The Queen Of The World ordered a special gift for me for Father's Day.  I put it under Wolfgang's tree.


Here's a close up picture.


The text reads:

Wolfgang

2012-2023

If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever.

It's been around 100 days now and his absence still hangs heavy.  We're both still sad.  He's a dog that will take a lot of getting over.

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

Dad Joke CCLXXIIII

A lot of people know that a group of crows is called a "murder", but fewer know that you can only use the term with probable caws.

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

Dad Joke CCLXXIII

We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.