Monday, April 4, 2022

Dad Joke CLXXXX

How did the Romans pick a new dictator?  They played a game of rock, paper, Caesars.

(Stolen from The John Wilder

1 comment:

Aaron said...

The alternative method was for the contestants to race around the Circus Maximus nude with a potato attached to their manly bits.

Who ever made it around without the potato falling off was named the dick-tater.